Basically this wasn't exactly hilarious at the time but looking back it must of looked pretty funny to passers by.

I was driving through Aylesbury a few days ago and a transit over took me to get to the lights, and him being a sluggish diesel van i got away at the lights first (not racing, just got ahead) i thought that was that till i looked behind and he was basically sat on my bumper two big blokes shouting out the window..

So i accelerated, and before this i actually thought my car way quite nippy but this transit was sat up my arse i endded up doing 3 round abouts at 60 because i thought he was going to kill me - my girlfriend was in the car and looked pretty uncomfortable. Saying that thats when she found out a mk3 polo doesnt have air bags..

Even so after about 5 minutes i came to a T-junction where i had to stop. I was turning left and as i waited he also turnt left but overtook me cutting up another on coming car to do so, also trying to hit me.

Hopefully that made sense - made me pretty angry but been in enough trouble lately to start on two massive blokes in a transit lol. Cars a mk3 polo 1.3 NZ by the way.

Matt

I had a similar encounter in milton keynes, was in my 1.8 16v corrado at the time and went over a roundabout, next thing i know some guy in a vectra pulled right along side me as i'm sat behind a number of my friends cars (we were heading to the cruise at the time)...he's literally inches away from my wing mirror and shouting abuse through the window...Kid and wife in the rear and some other bloke in the passenger seat.

I literally had to overtake everyone on a 3 lane road and hide out in an industrial estate with lights off...i saw the vectra looking for me too...at the time i had my mates in the car but the vectra driver looked pretty serious!

God knows what happened...either i cut him up without knowing on the roundabout or i went over it and he nearly ploughed into the side of me because i took it so quickly...either way i dont remember doing anything wrong...he was just skits.

same sort of thing happend to me, but the fact is the guy got out his car, soon as he got near me i drove off and beeped, later that day i seen him again, so had to step on it to lose him, he was in some old volvo estate lol

HAHA its mental i only passed my test in June but i dont often have a heavy right foot only when there a nice bit of road not in the high street lol..

ha i know your pain dubbprince i was just worried he was going to write my car off.

crazy fools..

Basically this wasn't exactly hilarious at the time but looking back it must of looked pretty funny to passers by.

I was driving through Aylesbury a few days ago and a transit over took me to get to the lights, and him being a sluggish diesel van i got away at the lights first (not racing, just got ahead) i thought that was that till i looked behind and he was basically sat on my bumper two big blokes shouting out the window..

So i accelerated, and before this i actually thought my car way quite nippy but this transit was sat up my arse i endded up doing 3 round abouts at 60 because i thought he was going to kill me - my girlfriend was in the car and looked pretty uncomfortable. Saying that thats when she found out a mk3 polo doesnt have air bags..

Even so after about 5 minutes i came to a T-junction where i had to stop. I was turning left and as i waited he also turnt left but overtook me cutting up another on coming car to do so, also trying to hit me.

Hopefully that made sense - made me pretty angry but been in enough trouble lately to start on two massive blokes in a transit lol. Cars a mk3 polo 1.3 NZ by the way.

Matt

I had exactly the same from some guy in a Merc Sprinter.

I was in my mums new Fiat 500 so looked like a homo. There is a roundabout where two lanes exit and 30 secs after it filters into a single lane. I managed to get in front of him. Same situation as yours where my car was more nippy, but I wasn't tanning it, it's a 1.2 for god sake.

The guy obviously didn't like it, got right up my bumper and was swerving like a mad man trying to see an opportunity to pass me. On a blind corner he went for it, the on coming traffic had to stop to avoid a collision; I give him the idiot sign as you would... looking back on it I probably shouldn't have done that! I aggravated the angry bear!

He then slammed on his brakes on and reversed so close to me so I couldn't get pass. He hung out of the window where he then started going mental saying he's going to kick my head in. The guy looked like a big massive builder type bloke.. Now I'm not skinny or anything, but I'm a young-ish lad with an average physique. This guy probably saw a young gay guy in a Fiat 500. He was obviously just a bully.

Now I'm pretty cocky and don't take shit from anyone; I have too much pride. So I called his bluff and just calmly told him to go for it; in front of all these witnesses in the middle of rush hour traffic and calmly asked him what the whole point of this was? He then proceeded to sit there for 5 mins telling me since I was in such a rush he was going to make me wait!

The car behind me pulled up next to me and asked what was going on and why the van was driving like that then suddenly stopped. He then said he's called the police on the van for dangerous driving and aggressive threats.

So I called the police and reported his reg number and description with his business details. As soon as he knew I was on the phone to the police he drove off.. I asked the Police what their advice was and it was to go down a side street and wait.. Erm, yeah, so I'm being threatened with violence and you want me to go somewhere quiet where he can follow? Are you stupid?

Anyway, I was 2 mins from home so as soon as I turned down my street and he obviously saw and turned down the the following one.. I went up to my mates garage 30 secs around the corner and waited it out.. I didn't want this nutbar knowing where I live.

Later that night I got a phone call from the police saying they have had 2-3 complaints about the Van already and they are going round to see him. They confessed he WILL deny it all and with no proof they can NOT do anything about it, but it's on his record now and will be marked on his van for the next 8 months so will be watched by marked cars etc. Hopefully the visit will calm him down.

Unfortunately some people are just wimps and like to bully others. It's times like this I wish I was Captain America.. only cooler. I would have knocked him out, stolen his driving licence, gone round to his house and banged his misses. I would have then wiped my dick on his drapes.

Edited 15 September, 201115 yr by EnthusiastOwned™

Basically this wasn't exactly hilarious at the time but looking back it must of looked pretty funny to passers by.

I was driving through Aylesbury a few days ago and a transit over took me to get to the lights, and him being a sluggish diesel van i got away at the lights first (not racing, just got ahead) i thought that was that till i looked behind and he was basically sat on my bumper two big blokes shouting out the window..

So i accelerated, and before this i actually thought my car way quite nippy but this transit was sat up my arse i endded up doing 3 round abouts at 60 because i thought he was going to kill me - my girlfriend was in the car and looked pretty uncomfortable. Saying that thats when she found out a mk3 polo doesnt have air bags..

Even so after about 5 minutes i came to a T-junction where i had to stop. I was turning left and as i waited he also turnt left but overtook me cutting up another on coming car to do so, also trying to hit me.

Hopefully that made sense - made me pretty angry but been in enough trouble lately to start on two massive blokes in a transit lol. Cars a mk3 polo 1.3 NZ by the way.

Matt

I had exactly the same from some guy in a Merc Sprinter.

I was in my mums new Fiat 500 so looked like a homo. There is a roundabout where two lanes exit and 30 secs after it filters into a single lane. I managed to get in front of him. Same situation as yours where my car was more nippy, but I wasn't tanning it, it's a 1.2 for god sake.

The guy obviously didn't like it, got right up my bumper and was swerving like a mad man trying to see an opportunity to pass me. On a blind corner he went for it, the on coming traffic had to stop to avoid a collision; I give him the idiot sign as you would... looking back on it I probably shouldn't have done that! I aggravated the angry bear!

He then slammed on his brakes on and reversed so close to me so I couldn't get pass. He hung out of the window where he then started going mental saying he's going to kick my head in. The guy looked like a big massive builder type bloke.. Now I'm not skinny or anything, but I'm a young-ish lad with an average physique. This guy was obviously just a bully.

Now I'm pretty cocky and don't take shit from anyone so I just calmly told him to go for it; in front of all these witnesses in the middle of rush hour traffic and calmly asked him what the whole point of this was? He then proceeded to sit there for 5 mins telling me since I was in such a rush he was going to make me wait!

The car behind me pulled up next to me and asked what was going on and why the van was driving like that then suddenly stopped. He then said he's called the police on the van for dangerous driving and aggressive threats.

So I called the police and reported his reg number and description with his business details. As soon as he knew I was on the phone to the police he drove off.. I asked the Police what their advice was and it was to go down a side street and wait.. Erm, yeah, so I'm being threatened with violence and you want me to go somewhere quiet where he can follow? Are you stupid?

Anyway, I was 2 mins from home so as soon as I turned down my street and he obviously saw and turned down the the following one.. I went up to my mates garage 30 secs around the corner and waited it out.. I didn't want this nutbar knowing where I live.

Later that night I got a phone call from the police saying they have had 2-3 complaints about the Van already and they are going round to see him. They confessed he WILL deny it all and with no proof they can NOT do anything about it, but it's on his record now and will be marked on his van for the next 8 months so will be watched by marked cars etc. Hopefully the visit will calm him down.

Unfortunately some people are just wimps and like to bully others. It's times like this I wish I was Captain America.. only cooler. I would have knocked him out, stolen his driving licence, gone round to his house and banged his misses. I would have then wiped my dick on his drapes.

haha thats a cracking read mate, made me laugh anyway i didnt realize how common this was, I'm not sure your butch car helped tho lol but even so, this may be a sign that a need to put a bigger engine in

i was chased by some nutter on my bmx after one of my mate threw a snowball at his windscreen we tried to hide but he found us. when we tried to get out of our hiding spot he went back to his car and pulled a kitchen knife out on us. i used my bmx as a shield and escaped. we never told the police cos we were young and thought we would get in trouble. wish we had now

We had some thing like that a couple of years back. On our way the coventry meet at the richo some bellend in a sierra p100 pickup tried to under take my mate so my mate put his foot down and the bellend started to Chase him. By the time l we had pulled up at the traffic lights to go in to the richo my mate had gotten away and the bellend had now turned his attention to me and my other mate and was sat just infront of me and to my right in the traffic shouting shit and generally going off on one at me in his car, which pissed me off a bit so I shouted some thing like 'get the fuck in there' at him while furiously pointing at the richo car park. He got in there first and must of circled round the carpark cause we had gotten out of the cars and were stood next to them talking about what had just happened before he pulled up in front of us, again shouting threats in a very pikeys like accent. He then lifted up a hammer, not sure if it was small or just the way he was holding it but I started laughing at him and taking the piss out of the child like hammer he was waving around, I don't think he liked that much as he then threatened to cave my skull in at which point I grabbed the wheel brace my mate pit on his seat after the traffic light incident and went for him. The dirty pikeys bastard must of been in gear and all primed to shoot off cause he took off like a rocket before I had even got near him and he was only about 4 or 5 foot away from me

had a similar experience a year ago. A guy cut across the back of me whilst i was indicating and moving left. He was in the wrong as he had to drive across chevrons and a curb. sat behind me at the lights beeping and indicating to go right even though he was in the left lane. then he decided to follow me left and flew past me narrowly missing an oncomer. he hit the brakes and i was stuck behind him. he got out and nearly lost his door to another oncomer lol... then we walked over to the car shouting. as he got within a few feet i drove off left round his car using the layby to my advantage... he looked such a dumb ass as i basically waited for him to walk all the way over first lol...

mind you this is an everyday occurence in Slough. if you turn right at a mini round about and actually go around it, you can nearly guarantee the guy behind will cut it and overtake

d.

I've had almost the same happen just slightley weirder.

Going down a two lane road that leads into one from national speed limit down to 40 then 30 so i usually come round the corner quite quick and would pretty much coast down to 30, there was some bright blue transit going pretty slow so i just went round him, not aggressivley or like a cock.

Anyway i carryed on at my pace he went at his and a large gap was made there was no sign he was angered by my driving, then he pulled up to the left of me as you do i just looked to teh left and he was looking at me (well probally my gf at the time cos she had massive zonkers, so it always happened) again the guy didn't express any anger nothing.....untill he tryed to run me off the road into a load of railings i thought he might of been on the phone or drunk untill he gave me the finger so i got in front of his van exchanged words he tryed to lob a can at my car, then i through a lighter at his van wheel spun off expecting a chase and he just pissed off round the opposite corner.

I have had plenty of others some alot worse as well

I've had a similar experience also. However I had just entered my friend's private road, and all of a sudden a Defender with bull bars n spot lights on full, starts hanging 1 foot from my rear bumper. Pulled over to let them pass to be asked if i wanted any Coke?! Obv didn't want to turn down the road to my mates house so carried on, although it leads to a dead end. Got to the end to turn around n the Landy had blocked us in. About 8 guys all got out and thus I nailed it, only for them to move and leave us be. Musta been playing games

It was frightening to say the least, I dont hang around in the Datchet area anymore.

I generally wait for them to get out first, assess if they really are a problem then either grab something and chase then off or just have my best shot at running them over.

Haha Aylesbury <3

I've only had one confrontation so far. I was sitting at a red light, one lane for turning left, one for turning right and going straight ahead. I had my window open with my music fairly loud and I heard someone shouting "excuse me!", I turned my music down and looked around at the car beside me. Turns out she had just gone into the wrong lane and was asking if I would let her go ahead when the lights went green .

I've only had one confrontation so far. I was sitting at a red light, one lane for turning left, one for turning right and going straight ahead. I had my window open with my music fairly loud and I heard someone shouting "excuse me!", I turned my music down and looked around at the car beside me. Turns out she had just gone into the wrong lane and was asking if I would let her go ahead when the lights went green .

MeatLoaf; that is the wettest story I have ever heard on ClubPolo. Go home.

MeatLoaf; that is the wettest story I have ever heard on ClubPolo. Go home.

I can't help people round here being nice .

I had a guy in a Mitsubishi Warrior chasing me for 10 mins red faced, screaming, shouting, flashing lights and hooting. I'd pulled out of my driveway onto the road, now it was clear when I pulled out and it's a 30 limit, he must have been doing atleast 50 if me pulling out had caused him to slow at all, the road was clear as far as is visible. I just carried on, then went down one of the back road shortcuts I know pretty well and gave it some beans after, must've lost him then. Was pretty scary as I was 17 at the time and had only been driving a few months. Tosser.

I've chased a car with two girls in a corsa before, cut me up big time!!! almost made me crash at 40, must of been mm's, then they laughed at me. So i followed them for about two miles when they pulled up, i pulled up along side and pipped and shouted calling them stupid then drove off, not proud but people have to learn. Not really had anything since, few people in nice new cars not filtering into one lane, just look at them in the eyes, edge towards them in your 20 year old car and they back off.

My only incident happened to be a bad one..in my shed of a Chalkboard 306, went to overtake 2 cars and a lorry on a big straight, 2nd car pulls out infront of me as I was passing (a pikey Ford galaxy) which had no right hand mirror.. so I then pass him, giving him the finger once we passed the lorry, he then proceeds to tailgate me making contact at one point doing 50 after the roundabout. So I belted it down a b road for a while, lost him, and he then reappeared when I got to traffic lights and threw a blunt object at my car. By this point i was fuming, pulled over at next junction and stopped, he stopped behind and jumps out (nutter with no shirt on lol) shouting at us, my mate opens the door and this guy pulls him out swings for him - caught him on the top of his swede, so my mate threw him on the floor and we both gave him a few jabs and kicks to the kidneys! He then got up still shouting but then jumped back in his car n fucked off. At that point I saw two young nippers in the back :( sickens me to think some people drive like that with their kids on board. Scum.

Middle aged guy in a classic porsche 911 chased me a while back cause my mate took photos of his car whilst we were side by side coming out of a multistorey (for some reason the porsche driver thought we were taking the piss)!

Followed me into my estate, and came up to the window saying he was going to kill my friend and tried to pull the keys out my car as my window was open; soon piped down as me and my mate (both 6'4) get out of the car and tower over him!

Shouldn't make threats unless you're gonna follow them through otherwise you look a right idiot

i had a beema give me shit,last year i think it was,two lanes merging in to one with me on the outside and he tried to hold me out

managed to out accelerate him and get across and he was raging about it lol flashing lights,giving the finger ect for a good mile

he was even more pissed when i brake tested the nice person at the next island ha, i was on way to work so didnt give a shit tbh,would have put him on his back if he hadnt snapped out of it

my mate had a beauty :) .. some guy in a beammer overtook him in his metro (on his way too scrap it) and gave him the finger.. so coming up too the next roundabout he overtook him then slammed on the brakes, the beamer went into the back of him at like 30mph and then my mate claimed wiplash and for a new car off him ha ha !

my mate had a beauty :) .. some guy in a beammer overtook him in his metro (on his way too scrap it) and gave him the finger.. so coming up too the next roundabout he overtook him then slammed on the brakes, the beamer went into the back of him at like 30mph and then my mate claimed wiplash and for a new car off him ha ha !

Oh wow .

A couple of my mates had a good one a while back. They were driving to the pub for a swift one when some tits gets up his arse as he's slowing down for a speed bump, next thing the other car flys round them and stops in the road and four blokes jump out blatantly wanting some trouble. Unfortunately for them one of my mates is a 6 foot+ pretty well built cage fighter with tats all over his face, as soon as he stepped out of his car all four jumped straight back in their car and sped off...

When my mates walked in the pub the same blokes were sat at a table with one of them grabing another one and going "oh fuck!" Apparently they were very apologetic about what had happened and bought them a beer each

We were all very very wired, mate of mine rings up his ex girlfriends current boyfriend. Threatens to punch his head in, this that and the other while all of us are trying to get the phone off him. He carrys on giving it all that on the phone, not anticipating this lad (and 4 of his mates, in a punto turbo) to be in the same car park as us. As this car pulls up, we all run to his saxo. Get chased for about 4 miles down bury new road, with this other car trying to overtake, throwing shit at us and generally making us go far too fast for the conditions (greasy and dark!) before my mate has the not so bright idea of pulling in at the police station. Needless to say the punto fucked off, but we nearly twatted him for positioning our mindfucked selves in that amount of danger. And then in front of the police station, out the frying pan, into the fire!