Would of been an even funnier story if it ended with "and then they grabbed my mate and taught him not to a be a gobby shit"

Worst thing is, when he eventually did get a kicking he went straight to the police and cried to them about it. Dickhead

the punto lasted the 4 miles?

the punto lasted the 4 miles?

Or in other words, the longest distance covered by a Fiat without breakdown.

Worst thing is, when he eventually did get a kicking he went straight to the police and cried to them about it. Dickhead

I hope you never spoke to that bitch again?

Funniest time for me was on the M6 on the way to action last year, in bretts G doing bout 70 and shite old laguna FULL of immigrants was razzing in and out traffic, pretty dnagerous but we decided to show them what a G40 can do, then they got all crazy cuz they couldnt beat us so they were in front stopping us going by weaving across all three lanes of the m6, then I lent out the car and too a picture as I had been in charge of rolling shots on this trip, only to find them then throwing any and all crap they could find out of there car at us, finally we got away but tbh that was insane!!

Worst thing is, when he eventually did get a kicking he went straight to the police and cried to them about it. Dickhead

I hope you never spoke to that bitch again?

Not until he got an S13 with a welded diff

I like your style, cool car before morals

Its the only way! I was one of them kids that was fussy about which strangers i took lifts from.

I've had many confrontations none resulting in actual violence or damage but getting close, I'm an aggressive driver but I'm trying to change that because one day someone will get hurt.

but I have had me getting aggressive at other drivers behaviour (worst one is people on the phone while driving)

Others getting angry at me for things such as keeping to the speed limit.

me saying fucking hell when some dude almost ran me and my girlfriend over when crossing the road, the dude actually turned round and started mouthing off at me.

and one where I had no Idea what the fuck was going on when I did absolutely nothing to someone just pulled up at traffic lights behind him and they got out of the car and started shouting at me, I shrugged my shoulders he got back in the car and started weaving about.

I'm not a small guy, I'm medium height with broad shoulders and get aggressive easily but when comes to actually knocking ten bell of shit out of someone I just can't do it.

I never play with other drivers, and when i get someone with issues on my arse i just play ignorant, slowly, and let them crack on past when they choose to.

But i did give into it only a couple of years ago. I looked to the right when approaching a roundabout and a Megane Scenic was approaching, but i had plenty of time as i was closer than him. He didn't like it, and threw the thing onto the roundabout aiming for my tail. I was too far ahead though, and was off the roundabout whilst he was understeering on three wheels into the kerb because he took it too fast.

So i'm driving along thinking, 'what a cock' with half a smile.

Then he's gaining on me, plume of soot behind him, and i've a clear and open road ahead - so i flexed the throttle a bit and left him for dead.

Couple of miles later when i've forgotten about him, i'm now in a small market town and he's only gone and caught up - must've been determined to catch me. I just ignore it because i'm in a town, i drive over a mini roundabout and only now is he giving it all the two fingers at me as he cowardly swings off left.

He just caught me on the wrong day though, i was bored and decided he needed some communication.

I reversed back over the mini roundabout, hooked it left, and spun the wheels up in 2nd, then 3rd gear. Tyre smoke bellowing out as i launched down the street, he clearly sees me and puts his foot down.

He tries to turn right at the mini roundabout at the end of the street, to take the back streets, but i handbraked it across and blocked him off against a parked car, then got out the car.

"What's the problem, mate?" i asked, quite aggressively as i bowled around my car. The bloke shat himself, he was probably bigger than me but was dumbstruck. He looked around as i started approaching him. He wound up his window as he sat there looking like he didn't know what to do. I just shook my head, turned around, got back in the car and left him there.

Back at the other mini roundabout and i looked back to see he still hadn't moved. This is where my dark humour was supposed to reward me - but no. I just felt like the bad guy, knowing he'd probably just take it out on the wife.

There's nothing in it but trouble. Nothing to achieve.

Had i been feeling threatened, what would i have done? Well this was in town, there was a petrol station by the first mini roundabout. Get yourself to some witnesses and preferably some quality cctv. Otherwise, just play dumb and plod on. Don't sink to it, they have no rules in their game.

Whenever i see someone on a mobile, i just sound the horn. Not to them, as they clearly don't care.

No, the horn is for whoever they're speaking to - they can hear it, and then they know what the person they're talking with is doing.

Whenever I see someone on their phone or doing their make up or distracted somehow i beep.. Cause they shit it and think the lights have turned Green... :p

When I was 17 the morning after getting my punto gt I was driving up a hill in barry with my left indicator on to pull in and let one of my female friends out and there was a biker no more than 2 inches away from my back bumper when I was braking he slammed on his brakes and the bike slid from under him and hit the back of my car. He then walked over to my window and because it wouldn't open( dodgy Italian electrics) he punched the window thru and grabbed me by the throat and punched me several times in the face and broke my glasses. My ex then ran inside and phoned the police my face was pouring with blood and I couldn't really see and the guy was well over 6ft 5 he got back on his bike and drove to the top of the hill and waited for me( at the time I was about 5ft 6) I got so angry I started my car back up and wheel span the rest of the hill and caught up to him when he slowed down and rammed him off his bike I ripped his helmet off and repeatedly kicked and punched him untill his face was as bad as mine I couldn't stop shaking and the police were there in seconds all I got was a slap on the wrist for hitting him but he got banned from driving had to pay for the damage to my car and he was locked up for 2 years for assault and previouse convictions. I wasn't proud of what I did but I just snapped I seen him a few weeks ago and he couldn't look at me I'm now 6ft 3 and built like a brick shit house because as of that day and when I had my final growth spurt I vowed never to back down from bullys and make sure nobody started on me and now I'm covered in tattoos aswell nobody will ha ha

I will try and get the pics up of my face it was such a mess ha ha

Loved reading right thru this thread, although never seem to get any nutters round my way

When I was 17 the morning after getting my punto gt I was driving up a hill in barry with my left indicator on to pull in and let one of my female friends out and there was a biker no more than 2 inches away from my back bumper when I was braking he slammed on his brakes and the bike slid from under him and hit the back of my car. He then walked over to my window and because it wouldn't open( dodgy Italian electrics) he punched the window thru and grabbed me by the throat and punched me several times in the face and broke my glasses. My ex then ran inside and phoned the police my face was pouring with blood and I couldn't really see and the guy was well over 6ft 5 he got back on his bike and drove to the top of the hill and waited for me( at the time I was about 5ft 6) I got so angry I started my car back up and wheel span the rest of the hill and caught up to him when he slowed down and rammed him off his bike I ripped his helmet off and repeatedly kicked and punched him untill his face was as bad as mine I couldn't stop shaking and the police were there in seconds all I got was a slap on the wrist for hitting him but he got banned from driving had to pay for the damage to my car and he was locked up for 2 years for assault and previouse convictions. I wasn't proud of what I did but I just snapped I seen him a few weeks ago and he couldn't look at me I'm now 6ft 3 and built like a brick shit house because as of that day and when I had my final growth spurt I vowed never to back down from bullys and make sure nobody started on me and now I'm covered in tattoos aswell nobody will ha ha

I will try and get the pics up of my face it was such a mess ha ha

You sir. Are hard as actual fuck.

When I was 17 the morning after getting my punto gt I was driving up a hill in barry with my left indicator on to pull in and let one of my female friends out and there was a biker no more than 2 inches away from my back bumper when I was braking he slammed on his brakes and the bike slid from under him and hit the back of my car. He then walked over to my window and because it wouldn't open( dodgy Italian electrics) he punched the window thru and grabbed me by the throat and punched me several times in the face and broke my glasses. My ex then ran inside and phoned the police my face was pouring with blood and I couldn't really see and the guy was well over 6ft 5 he got back on his bike and drove to the top of the hill and waited for me( at the time I was about 5ft 6) I got so angry I started my car back up and wheel span the rest of the hill and caught up to him when he slowed down and rammed him off his bike I ripped his helmet off and repeatedly kicked and punched him untill his face was as bad as mine I couldn't stop shaking and the police were there in seconds all I got was a slap on the wrist for hitting him but he got banned from driving had to pay for the damage to my car and he was locked up for 2 years for assault and previouse convictions. I wasn't proud of what I did but I just snapped I seen him a few weeks ago and he couldn't look at me I'm now 6ft 3 and built like a brick shit house because as of that day and when I had my final growth spurt I vowed never to back down from bullys and make sure nobody started on me and now I'm covered in tattoos aswell nobody will ha ha

I will try and get the pics up of my face it was such a mess ha ha

Hooray for equal justice?

I once got chased by some nob in a chevalier for some unknown reason, but oddly enough I knew where the geezer lived because I'd seen the car sat there before so I drove straight round to his house after and rammed his car through the garage door with mine, it was only a £40 golf gti that I got from a bloke in the pub that had a few... Ahem... No mot or logbook issues outstanding shall we say... I just got out and slammed the door and left it there for him to sort out.. Epic win.

DRAAAAAPES , get out the car

I once got chased by some nob in a chevalier for some unknown reason, but oddly enough I knew where the geezer lived because I'd seen the car sat there before so I drove straight round to his house after and rammed his car through the garage door with mine, it was only a £40 golf gti that I got from a bloke in the pub that had a few... Ahem... No mot or logbook issues outstanding shall we say... I just got out and slammed the door and left it there for him to sort out.. Epic win.

If this is true (which I'm not doubting) then this is epic

Whenever I see someone on their phone or doing their make up or distracted somehow i beep.. Cause they shit it and think the lights have turned Green... :p

I flash and wave, seen so many of them almost stack it trying to talk on the phone with one hand, wave with the other and work out who that was who just waved at them

pikeys chasr people for fun, dont rise to it, a 140 transit with a nutter at the wheel isnt slow

A few nights ago a taxi tried to race me over the main bridge out of the city to get infront of me, obviously i pulled away quicker and he went tits over took me and then slammed his breaks on through a speed camera and then travelled about 20 through a 40 until it opened up to a bigger carriageway where i did the same. He was quite angry and followed me for a while through country lanes until he couldnt turn out of a junction and i lost him. Pretty funny as he had passengers at the time. Idiot IMO

A few nights ago a taxi tried to race me over the main bridge out of the city to get infront of me, obviously i pulled away quicker and he went tits over took me and then slammed his breaks on through a speed camera and then travelled about 20 through a 40 until it opened up to a bigger carriageway where i did the same. He was quite angry and followed me for a while through country lanes until he couldnt turn out of a junction and i lost him. Pretty funny as he had passengers at the time. Idiot IMO

I just treat them the same way they treat everyone else.

Edited 19 September, 201114 yr by MattLoaf