a bloke in my village seems to be trying to put my bready down all the time the other day he asked if i want a race, i told him dont be a knob its a 1.3 std engine however next year it maybe a lil more than that.

why is that he said i told him about plans for a conversion that would poss produce around the 140/150bhp mark then if he wanted to have a go i,d see him at the pod and we would have a set to there where its safe as I'm not gonna condone street racing.

o.k he owns a mercedes cosworth which i think is 185 bhp however its well old well battered and has 180k on the clocks the engine looks and sounds shagged and just about every car this bloke has owned has fallen apart, hence i think given bhp to wieght ratio it would be a close run thing given the fact he wont be running at full power now on an old merc like that

am i right about his power ?? and if it would be close or who has a polo that would just make this idiot look stupid as he,s begining to grind away at me and he needs shutting up once and for all plus i,d luv to see his face when a poxy lil polo as he calls them pisses all over him .

sounds like you've let him get to you, ignore him.

well its not so much he,s getting to me just i was talking to someone else and he just came up and started butting in the conversation he obviously does,nt understand cars and power ratios etc otherwise he woud realise that his merc is prob only pushing about 150 bhp at best. just i hate twats like that and the fact that he thinks polos are just stupid little cars really pisses me off

i just want someone to show him he,s wrong really and silence him surely his car must wiegh twice as much as a polo

Where's panda when you need him? That thing would make his merc look fucking silly

Fuck him tho its not always about who's car is faster, you love your car and have put a lot into it to make it your own, just enjoy it for what it is. He obviously has a tiny penis and is trying to make up for it by proving his manlyness by bragging about his 'superior' car, if bragging about a fucked old merc is his only way of doing this he must of failed badly at life

Edited 15 October, 201114 yr by Mclovin

if he's such a bad person why are you trying to stoop to his level? make him look silly and ignore him

i sort of have this with a guy who has (and has rolled over) civics, we were at the same school for donkeys and he has always been a nasty piece of work, he once followed my mate, with me in the car, when he was dropping me off at home and he was pushing at my friends car and he was probably touching bumpers for no apparent reason other than him being a complete tool and he has vtec yoooo

just leave him to it and get on with your life.

race for green slips, donate said fucked merc my way.

oh for sure he has failed badly guy i was thinking panda or yoof tuning now that would be funny what i plan to do is get him up the pod next year if his fucked merc is still on the road and then let him mouth it off to a few of you .

just to be able to look him in the eye after a run and just smile then say well what you got to say now dickhead and walk away quitely like i always do haha

it just really pees me off when people put polos down and coming from someone who,s not even educated on the dub scene or has not an ounce of engineering knowledge to boast well

think next time he does it I'm just gonna say " was i talking to you "

as effle says but don't give it to him, get some homeless tramps to turn it into a 'soup kitchen' in front of him so that every time he thinks about that car it will bring him nothing but pain and anguish

This may be lost on any one that hasn't see the other guys.

i,ll get a pic of him when i get a chance guy funny you should say that he looks like a tramp from a soup kitchen as well haha

Probably not the sort of soup kitchen I was on about

For anyone that isn't aware of what a soup kitchen is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=L6GM9-AhvP0

Mate, just ignore him, i used to get shit for my "shit little polo" and still do even though its the lowest car in my town ( but still could go lower according to them) and when you try to make it look smart ( get some bbs splits) they say why would you put such expensive wheels on a shit car, you wont ever win dude, as a lot of people say " haters gonna hate" just keep thinking that, because its so true, or.... on the other hand, build your self an absolutely epic street sleeper ready for gti internationals next year and challenge him to a race there haha

He probably has a very small tool, tbh. Best to ignore him.

He's the kinda person who never finds out my Polo's swift. I've got standards. Best let him go find someone else to annoy, so you can find something more interesting to bother with.

If he wants to be an idiot and get himself killed let him carry on, just don't drop to his level.

Only problem people like that tend to survive accidents they cause at the cost of the other party.

and as said above he probably does have willy issues so go round and see his misses, she'll be grateful.

lolcats!

but tbf, dont burn no cosworth merc

Just ignore him, jus let him think his ways.

Doesnt he understand its jus a 1.3

Next time just reply saying "your car can't be that great? That you wanna race a polo so bad.."

Next time just reply saying "your car can't be that great? That you wanna race a polo so bad.."

Totally agree obviously his car cant be that good!!

funny you should say that as it is a complete heap of shit see him the other day as well he went to butt into a conversation i was having with another friend outside a pub so i just looked at him and told him to "butt out billy " thick bastard said my names ken he didn,t even get what i was referring too dooooooh

I vote for rape, that normally seems to shut people up

"fuck you, at least i've got hair."

Sorted.

Theres always a guy like this, I'm sure every town has one kind of like the village idiot but more like the village 'I blag that I lead a great life but really I hate my life and my wife wants to leave me' ... if you get what I'm saying! lol, Anyways just leave him to his shitty merc, he probaly think hes reallll cooool rolling in some banged up old motor!

:)

I vote for rape, that normally seems to shut people up

if your passing my way guy i,ll show you him mind he might like it hahaha

Just laugh it off mate end of the day he's just a moron with issues at home once he's had some

Of

Mums tittie he'll be fine and stop bothering you.

Or challenge him

To something random like egg and spoon race..