Mobilise your collective brain!

My housemate has left her facebook account logged on on my laptop and she's gone on holiday for a week.....

I need subtle ideas, I don't want to go OTT straight away cos i want people to think its serious

Suggestions/Previous experience?

hahahaha. Thats a daft thing to do. dont even keep my phone logged in just in case.

A week of frape is probably enough these days to ruin someones life.

Do it to a guy = Funny.

Do it to a girl = She'll probably kill you.

Most of the frape involving the girls i know follows the same line ie: likes a mouth full of cock etc. so it would need to be something really inventive.

Id stay away from from status updates and just inbox random guys and girls naughty funny things

see what kind of messages there are, and kinky pics :p

a few statuses for you:

not looking forward to getting the massive wart removed from my ass (or to be more 'lady like' bum) tomorrow, wish me luck.

bit worried about a rash i have found around the crotch, someone please tell help me remember who that guy was last night.

can't stop this strange feeling i have after my drunken fumble with beth (or any name) last night, I'm no lesbian but boy she knew what i wanted and she fulfilled all my fantasies......

as you can tell I'm clearly bored

Upload a picture of a babyscan, entitled ''I cant believe I'm going to be a mummy! :)''

Job done.

I've already used that one on her in the past!

I'm trying to think outside the box, go for stuff that just seems in bad taste as opposed to sexual/disgusting :p

"I just shat out a condom, what the fuck happened last night"

Is among one of my favourites.

pictures of ultrasound scans....coupled with statuses like "hate eating for two i feel so fat" or "cant believe in x months time it wont be just me :)"

Ah harris beat me to it :( i've had that done to me before...and I'm a guy!

Edited 8 November, 201114 yr by Starry

Mid sex status update.....

hahaha

"I've GOT A PENGUIN AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Random enough?

Edited 9 November, 201114 yr by R0yaL3

Maybe this girls converted and become a muslin extremist, everyday you could upload a different preach from one of those preachers.

Sorry, Club Polo's probably being watched by Scotland Yard now..

Mid sex status update.....

hahaha

had an ongoing joke with my mate that he was gna text mid rumpybu was always worried when he stopped replying all of a sudden then like 20 mins later i got a reply with HEHEHEHE

Funniest thing is answering the phone while mid shag and having a full conversation foe a few minutes then the person the other end going "your having sex arnt you?"

Maybe this girls converted and become a muslin extremist, everyday you could upload a different preach from one of those preachers.

Sorry, Club Polo's probably being watched by Scotland Yard now..

I think I'll go for some praise Jeeeeeezus gospel statuses for today

Mid sex status update.....

hahaha

had an ongoing joke with my mate that he was gna text mid rumpybu was always worried when he stopped replying all of a sudden then like 20 mins later i got a reply with HEHEHEHE

Funniest thing is answering the phone while mid shag and having a full conversation foe a few minutes then the person the other end going "your having sex arnt you?"

i'd have to stop tbf couldnt contemplate making a sentance when theres little blood in my head (the head on my shoulders)

Hahaha, my mate had the ability to ring when you were otherwise busy (above subject, navigating unknown roads, on the loo, just about to do something that requires concentration etc), so one day I decided to pick up.

She didnt care.

He was shocked that i picked up after a few missed calls.

Anyway hows the frape going? Quick everyone add her on facebook.

Anna Montana (not her real last name though lol) I've just lobbed up a few casual bible quotes so far

You need to tell us some reactions from her friends.

Cant find her. lol.

She's japanese (and has a lot of japanese friends) so I translated "my hamster is purple especially on wednesdays" into japanese, got 4 likes so far !

blue waffle thursdays? hahahaha

i think the best ones are where you change there job role, not an obvious frape!

another one which happened to me the other day was my housemate change my birthday to the next day so i got loads of notifications saying happy birthday, my phone was constantly pinging ALL DAY

change their birthday to the day after they get back from holiday, thats a good one!

read through her messages too, see if shes sent anyone any links to pics of her tits or anything like that and share them with the group, of course :)

edit: reading the last post fail -.-

Edited 10 November, 201114 yr by andypandy