Right here is an idea.

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1. 1 post per member, mod,admin. no exception.

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4. posts may be edited only if there is an increase in epicness. See rule 1.

Enjoy.

Tall order, i can't impress much - this guy however..

EPIC in my opinion

Edited 22 March, 201214 yr by dirt_monkey

In memory of our Craig

YAY!!! the monkey face cartoon returns  

Billy meets Gina in a seedy bar in town (the hook up). after a few drinks and hours of pointless chit chat they decide to go back to billy`s place

Once there they have a few more drinks and get "close"

Billy then asks "have you ever been monkey faced?" "errrm no, whats that"? replies Gina

"Well come into the bedroom and i`ll show you"

Once in the bedroom Billy drops his pants and starts shaving his gentleman area, and puts it all onto the side table

"I dont like the look of this" says Gina worryingly

"It`ll be fine, dont worry" Billy says trying to calm her, "just suck away"

So she does

Then the last steps of the monkeyface

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?...Roadtrip-Report. Not that I'm trying to blow my own trumpet or anything