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at 0:14 - 0:16 ...he says 'ow yeah like a golf' I'm pretty sure they are working on a golf? :?
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Pretty sure they're all golfs apart from one which looks like a peugeot to me.

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Believe it or not the car is a Fiesta, and when they do the engine bay shot it's a pulsar :lol:

yep pissed me off too. It is blatantly a mk3 modified badly :lol:

Don't think it is a golf.....

Would VW honestly be stupid enough? They are clever fuckers when it comes to adverts.

but tbh, the mess its in, its hard to tell what it could be. literally could be anything :lol:

When they'er looking in the bay, they also say

"double overhead cam, like a Golf"

Golf's are hardly the only car to run twin cams. And its hardly a defining feature. I guess to the average pleb on the street its sounds Tech though :retard:

Could say

"double overhead cam, like a Polo"

But i guess VW wouldnt want to bring attention to a 6n! :lol:

Believe it or not the car is a Fiesta, and when they do the engine bay shot it's a pulsar :lol:

Yep, late '90s Fiesta.

And they use two different cars with the bloke racing the black car behind it too - Astra inside but a 1-series outside.

Not a great advert, if people really thought that about Golfs then they wouldn't have to advertise it. So it just makes those of us with Golfs look as though we think we're better than everyone else..

you say its not a great, but how many of us have said or heard others say sounds just like a golf?

back when I had just started driving a mate was bought a brand new 5dr picanto, and for a laugh at a petrol station a few mates kept on slamming the doors as hard as they could shouting " SOUNDS JUST LIKE A GOLF". you had to have been there.

I've never heard anyone say "sound's like a golf" other than on that advert, and if any of my mates started slamming the door of my brand new car as hard as they could thinking they were funny they'd be met with a hay maker and a walk home

And I thought some of my mates were bellends :lol:

Because everyone wants a golf because they're good? Hence the advert? Lol.

Vauxhall have the humour to put "twin port" on the back of some of their corsas. Its because a lot of people don't have a clue!

^^ Bifidus digestivus :lol:

you had to have been there.

obviously..

Sure its a badly modded mk3! :s

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I spotted an '82 Triumph Acclaim today and I was just looking on YouTube at some old advertising for them when I came across this:

Weird how some things tie in together :lol:.

Shit, I take it back, it was a fizzy!

Vauxhall have the humour to put "twin port" on the back of some of their corsas. Its because a lot of people don't have a clue!

I noticed this the other day.

I asked the owner of the car if he knew what a twin port was.

He didn't.

Are they actually twin ports? ie, an 8-into-1 or 8-into-2 manifold?

Does it not mean inlet and exhaust?

Vauxhall have the humour to put "twin port" on the back of some of their corsas. Its because a lot of people don't have a clue!

I noticed this the other day.

I asked the owner of the car if he knew what a twin port was.

He didn't.

Are they actually twin ports? ie, an 8-into-1 or 8-into-2 manifold?

I'll bet it's just that the bridge between the inlet valves reaches the head face, instead of being further in an oval port (it's about an inch in, on the Polo 16v engines).

I'd like to think one inlet valve has a longer manifold port than the other for some proven extra torque curve or something, but i doubt it.

Presumably where the inlet manifold for each pair of cylinders is separate. That is how I understand it from my beetle. "twin port" Carb then the inlet runner branches into 4 to feed each cylinder rather than "single port" where it goes carb, splits into two with one runner feeding two cylinders.

Ironically my current beetle advertises itself as "fuel injection" which usually sparks some interest. Similar to having "catalyst" on the boot of the polo.

Just another way to differentiate

It bothers me more that the journalist is powersliding a 1 Series (rear wheel drive) and says it "handles like a Golf" (front wheel drive)

Don't know of many Golfs that smoke their rear wheels like a 1 Series.

And I don't know of many 1 Series BMWs with a Honda Civic interior either.

The Fiesta is a long-term project and was a regular sight on our show stands when we were at Max. 2.0-litre Zetec engine running throttle bodies, had everything done to it too. Paintwork by none other than Perkins Automotive, now Eastcote Customs, which is where mine was done.

And I've just noticed my ugly mug in the background of this picture too (I'm not the one with the blonde hair, if you're wondering)

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Old pic mind, that was ISTS 2009!

The twin port means two air boxes my ex's mother had one that's the only difference

From Vauxhall

Twinport technology builds on the standard four-valve technology of Vauxhall's renowned ECOTEC engines. Savings are achieved via a variable intake manifold in combination with a high rate of exhaust gas recirculation. Under 'partial load' the engine receives an additional 25 per cent of its fuel air mixture from the already burnt exhaust gas recycled back into the mix.

The advantages of twinport technology are achieved through a combination of fuel injection and exhaust emission control by three-way catalytic converter technology. This reduces technical complexity and consequently the cost to the customer, making the twinport solution particularly attractive for compact-class cars, as power output and efficient fuel consumption are maintained.

So its got basic EGR technology?

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