As a few of you have already put yourselves forward in offering to help i thought i had better start this thread.

what we need is a few people that are willing to wear a Polo Show T shirt and generally help out at the show where necessary, duties might include for example:

• as already mentioned assisting young ladies that may be lost
• stopping people from aimlessly driving about - directing to shops, where to camp etc
• taking keys of people the decide to rev engines or play loud music in the middle of the night
• keeping an eye out for thieving pikeys
• rescueing people from the canal
• rubbish collecting and bin bag handing out
• keeping an eye out for out of control BBQ's
• stopping any behaviour that billing security wouldn't like
• generally being friendly and helpful
• staying reasonably sober and not getting into trouble yourself or starting fights

we need people stationed in various areas of the field so don't really need two people to volunteer that are going to camp next to each other

wages are offered in beer

thanks!

I wont bother offering this year lmao see you all there though

Not much chance of me staying reasonably sober or being trusted to not to start the aforementioned out of control BBQ's

I dont mind doing abit..... ill be guys carer

rich is a helpful guy... he might want to help out :) he's always showing young ladies to toilets.

rich is a helpful guy... he might want to help out :) he's always showing young boys in the toilets.

Edited for truth

I dont mind doing abit..... ill be guys carer

Glad you said that, gives me a break. i was last year.

Ill get the kiddy lead on standby

Ill have a big stack of sticky fines envelopes from work. Lol.

Also medical assistance. St. Johns and Ambulance service.

Have we got the diesel injection sorted for the gas bottle this year?

Have we got the diesel injection sorted for the gas bottle this year?

Sod injection - it's a diesel particulate filter that thing needs!

EDIT - don't mind helping btw Liz...

Edited 16 March, 201214 yr by Alex

I dont mind doing abit..... ill be guys carer

Glad you said that, gives me a break. i was last year.

Surprised your going shaun.

the spelling is in my username and still you get it wrong lmao =D

why wouldnt i be going??? just to get away for a weekend will do me, hoping me and a mate or two are gonna come and just get drunk and enjoy the cars and banter =D

I dont mind doing abit..... ill be guys carer

Glad you said that, gives me a break. i was last year.

Surprised your going shaun.

the spelling is in my username and still you get it wrong lmao =D

why wouldnt i be going??? just to get away for a weekend will do me, hoping me and a mate or two are gonna come and just get drunk and enjoy the cars and banter =D

Heckling people Shaun ?

I heard you vandalised Guy's tent last year. Bad Shaun. . .

Name wrong again, twice!!!

I'll be undercover

I won't be there at night, which theoretically rules out most of that list..

Rescuing from the disease ridden canal can be your day job Mikey. You can even have a banana hammock and Lifeguard drawn on your back in sharpie.

Liz: Are we still in puddleduck?

I dont mind doing abit..... ill be guys carer

Glad you said that, gives me a break. i was last year.

Surprised your going shaun.

the spelling is in my username and still you get it wrong lmao =D

why wouldnt i be going??? just to get away for a weekend will do me, hoping me and a mate or two are gonna come and just get drunk and enjoy the cars and banter =D

Heckling people Shaun ?

I heard you vandalised Guy's tent last year. Bad Shaun. . .

Bollocks that was panda and that rightsaidfred wannabee rich!!!! Lol

Il be up for helping, but only if i get an orange vest like that

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Edited 17 March, 201214 yr by Tramp

Rescuing from the disease ridden canal can be your day job Mikey.

Sweet, i'll push people to the edge with a stick.

Yea who got my vest, i had to leave it behind! Bastard!

Ok, well I'm 1st Aid Trained ( DON'T abuse me.. by trying to kiss me ), and no stupidness that will get us into trouble with security.

A Polo Show T Shirt?

What is the minimum to earn such a poloshow shirt?

Would

•staying reasonably sober and not getting into trouble yourself or starting fights

be enough for that?

Man then i realy would let my fingers off from alcohol and my baseball wood bat for that weekend.

Deal?

cheers

Christian

Also medical assistance. St. Johns and Ambulance service.

I really hope you run around wearing a hat with a flashing light on it going 'Nee-naw nee-naw'.

Could be arranged

We want those pens again!! They are the best. My collection is starting to run low now.

Please make them again.

Ben, did you not get the bag at 09? bag is full of my European driving shizzmanizz.

Airfreshner too?

i still have the bottle opener on my keys lol!!

If i can make it (driving test permitting :p) then I'm happy to give a hand helping young ladies that may be lost :p

I wouldn't mind helping out but never been to a car show before and i'd probably be one of the several that got lost (sense of direction is about as good as James May...)

Yea who got my vest, i had to leave it behind! Bastard!

Ok, well I'm 1st Aid Trained ( DON'T abuse me.. by trying to kiss me ), and no stupidness that will get us into trouble with security.

Hands only cpr :)

I've got an original keyring got it with the car.