Basically i just thought i'd start a thread on weird things you may have seen or heard of on the road.

This is because a few days ago i was driving along when i saw a big audi driving ahead a bit strangely, it was all over the place.

Sped up a bit only to find a ''LADY BRUSHING HER TEETH'' WTF LOL

That has got to be the most stupid/weird thing I've seen while someone has been driving

I saw a Daewoo Matiz tonight with big fake eyelash looking things over the lights...being driven by a bloke

Night before Hallowe'en last year I was driving up the M1 and Ecto-1 went past on the opposite carriageway.

Steve - the dead/sleeping guy on way to tatton last year?!

Did you get a pic? - Think he'd got 3 years left on the lease of the taxi when rigor set in

Seen no less than 12 people in an old volve estate once, and the other night i seen this, not so much wierd but iv only ever seen it in the sky before

Driving through Germany I saw an E-Class Merc in the bed of a tipper transit and that was in a box van. Like russian dolls!

Buster: Can beat that, Big black guy in a taxi with them

A practically new mk3 polo exhaust lying in the hard shoulder....needless to say i did a lap and went back for it.

I've been called to an unexpected death in a car on a motorway, woman looked as if she had just pulled in to the hard shoulder tidily for something but it had turned out to be a very hot day and the car engine had been left running with the heater on full blast, we ended up having break her fingers to get her off the steering wheel....not a good day.

Jesus Ceri, what do you do?

Woah.

I saw a Daewoo Matiz tonight with big fake eyelash looking things over the lights...being driven by a bloke

LOL wow that is definately a bit strange if u ask me

Night before Hallowe'en last year I was driving up the M1 and Ecto-1 went past on the opposite carriageway.

Rare sighting i guess, thats well cool

On my way to carlisle the other day, we overtook two lads rather obviously doing lines in a mondeo. At 70mph on the m62.

Saw an old fiesta with the a shed roof strapped on top, but the roof was enormous the roof was twice the size of the car at least.

Complete wtf moment

one of the trains from my work on the back of a lorry, now thats scary to drive past. haha

Seen a guy reading a book on the steering wheel down the A303.

Have seen quite a few helicopters on the back of lorries, always cool to see.

Have also seen builder's merchant lorry stacked high with a lot of breeze blocks that were falling off to the side, only the ratchet straps just holding them on. Was going very slowly with a very large queue behind.

A guy pulled up at the lights next to me with a bottle of beer in his hand... drinking and driving and making it fairly obvious...

A badger on a single track back road at night decided it would be a good idea to have a midnight strool

nowhere to go round it,not a junction for miles,and not a care in the world

took hours too get home

A badger on a single track back road at night decided it would be a good idea to have a midnight strool

nowhere to go round it,not a junction for miles,and not a care in the world

took hours too get home

A badger?

A badger on a single track back road at night decided it would be a good idea to have a midnight strool

nowhere to go round it,not a junction for miles,and not a care in the world

took hours too get home

ahahahahaha i actually lolled at that

LOL some funny stories here guys keep em coming

A man lying in the middle of the 'Old kent road' sleeping on new years day..

Jesus Ceri, what do you do?

Woah.

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/3..._Killington.jpg

I work for the Welsh Ambulance Service as a First Responder, some of the team I'm with have been called to much worse, officially we dont attend suicides but sometimes the person phoning it in to the ambulance control answers questions in such a way it comes in as a call were supposed to go to. :(

Pretty sure I've seen someone getting a blowey on the motorway as well as passengers doing lines of what I imagine to be coke

Going up the motorway to college once and passed a couple on a bike, I didn't realise untill my mate said... Slowed down abit to see the lady on the back reading a book

I saw a car pulled off the side of an A road near Bath. Couldn't see much, it was night. I thought they'd broken down or something because they had their hazard lights on. Turned around at the nearest roudabout, came back to see if they needed help or something.

Turns out it had smacked into a tree, was surrounded by police tape, and they had left it there with the hazards on overnight.

Not that interesting but I didn't know they just leave cars by the side of the road all night long.