Just washed my polo, parked it outside my house and next thing you know theres a massive slither of bird crap running from the bonnet to the sunroof!!! Argh!!

Simple answer is you've just washed it, so it's now shiney. Bird see's a whiney thing from the sky and thinks, awesome and bets his Mayes he can get it. I bet that if you look on the floor around it, you would see more, where his mate's have tried and failed. :)

Just to clarify, we are talking about the type of bird that flies, right? And not the missus? Lol

Must be a bird of the avarian variety unless the women in stoke on trent have some strange fetishes

Most women have some sort of strange fetish so who knows!

Most women have some sort of strange fetish so who knows!

So what's yours?

Mine got majorly crapped the other day too

Mine only had one lil spot but i think thats because the foreigners are slowly eating all the wildlife round here!

Most women have some sort of strange fetish so who knows!

So what's yours?

Atleast I wasn't the first..

Most women have some sort of strange fetish so who knows!

So what's yours?

Hmmm, I said most! Not all

Also, an hour after my car had been washed, there was a massive streaky poo right down the drivers side window. Delightfuuuuul!

It happened to me the very first time I washed my first car. Sods law.

Disappointed. That's all I can say.

Mine only had one lil spot but i think thats because the foreigners are slowly eating all the wildlife round here!

:lol: :lol:

We have bird feeders at the back of the house. Strange enough never have any shit on the cars round the front. Lol

Ever heard the saying never sh*t where you eat?

Might be onto something here?

I had this the other day!! Grrr!

i rarely get bird crap on mine...

thinking about it, my polo isnt shiny...