I'm still waiting to pick up my new Polo but last night, in my head, I went to the dealer to pick it up...

I arrived and asked for my car, expecting to see a new, black, sleek Polo. Instead, I was disgusted to find that I'd actually ordered a mint green Fiat Doblo with gold wheels - horrific!

Obviously this was a nightmare, but my question is can you think of a worse vehicle to have accidentally bought if this was a true situation?

A Fiat Multipla is another shout?

Over to you...

Daihatsu matiz (the older one) in any colour. I think I'd actually break one by sitting in it.

Kia picanto! My sister has one and everyday I consider destroying it, honestly the worst car I have ever driven

Daihatsu matiz (the older one) in any colour. I think I'd actually break one by sitting in it.

I've always quite fancied one of them, in that horrible bronze colour

Then slamming it to the pan and fitting some wide wheels

Some one at my sixth form had one and the wheels were so tiny! He had 4 people in it before and it sounded as if it was going to die

X2 on wanting to slam a Matiz on wide steels

Could be worse could be an old Citroen or something that smells of cheese and bread

X2 on wanting to slam a Matiz on wide steels

Could be worse could be an old Citroen or something that smells of cheese and bread

Whoa, I happen to like old Citroens!

Mine would be a Honda HR-V.... Pointless car.

X2 on wanting to slam a Matiz on wide steels

Could be worse could be an old Citroen or something that smells of cheese and bread

Whoa, I happen to like old Citroens!

Mine would be a Honda HR-V.... Pointless car.

my mum has one lol . i hate it bright gold with grey/blue trim and the quality is piss poor

X2 on wanting to slam a Matiz on wide steels

Could be worse could be an old Citroen or something that smells of cheese and bread

Whoa, I happen to like old Citroens!

Mine would be a Honda HR-V.... Pointless car.

my mum has one lol . i hate it bright gold with grey/blue trim and the quality is piss poor

In that colour too

Please tell me it's a three door haha

Couple of things about the Matiz..

1. The engine is an old Vauxhall 1.2i lump with a cylinder chopped off. That's how it got to be a 0.9i three pot engine.

2. The rear axle is held by a panhard rod. So good luck getting the rear arches to wrap over some stretched tyre walls, because the axle moves from side to side as it moves up and down.

Some one at my sixth form had one and the wheels were so tiny! He had 4 people in it before and it sounded as if it was going to die

A mate of mine went to pick one up from a hire place. He openned the boot, checked the spare and shouted the bloke over.

"You'd better come and have a look at this!"

"What?"

"Someone's nicked the spare and left a wheelbarrow wheel!"

Couple of things about the Matiz..

1. The engine is an old Vauxhall 1.2i lump with a cylinder chopped off. That's how it got to be a 0.9i three pot engine.

2. The rear axle is held by a panhard rod. So good luck getting the rear arches to wrap over some stretched tyre walls, because the axle moves from side to side as it moves up and down.

Well then let's get a welder and ditch "suspension" altogether!

Seriously though I have never sat in one, let alone looked underneath