So there's this cleaning company that sponsors this forum, that totally sounds like some scatty scottish gay porn.

Two people have clocked it now at work, and the unfortunate thing is there normally a post by some club polo buffoon about bumming on screen at the same time.

What's next in the innuendo bingo that is the advertising machine :-

Aunt Bessie's Fish Pie - Taste's so good, you won't mind the smell.

Imagine. if you will, your an advertising mogul, what would your smutty ad campaign/slogan/name be?

I'd call my company CumbriaVAG then get stickers made up that say 'CuminmyVAG'.