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Don't let drunk mates in your beloved car.

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I bought a mint condition black parcel shelf for my MK2f that took me weeks to find to replace the tatty one with 6x9 holes in it that I originally had. I put it in my car and a day later one of my drunk c**t mates has bunt 3 holes in it with his cigarette. Moral of the story don't let drunk people smoke in a car that you care about.

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I'm thinking or re-carpeting it, does anyone know what kind of caret i should use?

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Or.... get better friends?

Id kick off if my "mate" even smoked in my car, let alone did that!?

Yeah smoking is a no is my car full stop, eve eating and drinking is a touchy subject haha

I would make him pay for a replacement. He would not have stepped one inch in my car with a lit cigarette.

Take a dump in his car.

Take a dump on his Mrs/Mum

Take a dump on his Mrs/Mum

Also quite effective.

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Lol I may have to take a dump on something of his, but I'm going to make him pay for a replacement, the problem is that they are hard to find, It was literally in MINT condition, I think I'll just re-cover it in carpet.

Take a dump in his kettle, I find this an effective revenge tactic.

Go to a fishing shop and buy a large tub full of maggots. Leave said tub in his car somewhere and (if left long enough), when he finds it and opens it, fuck loads of flies will fill his car and they are a bitch to get them all out :lol:

Take a dump on his Mrs/Mum

Also quite effective.

:rofl:

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