i HATE these fuckers, this morning i took a different route into work due to my main car park being full so i went round the back to the other one... to be greeted by one of these fuckers:

i managed to get my car right over to one side so one wheel just missed it but it didnt help me much.. "THUD" i knew it was game over, my car got stuck! i tried to go forward but just ended up generating a cloud of smoke, and done the same in reverse... managed to get over it eventually, after gaining an audience of about 5 people, just built the revs up, stuck it in reverse and released the clutch pretty quickly.. moved slightly... done it 2 more times and eventually done the trick.... car smelling of clutch and rubber

sorry if that makes no sense, had to vent my anger some where!!

Do it craigs P20dub way.. Get stuck... floor it, build up tonnes of smoke then suddenly you'll launch off into the distance!! haha!

Sounds a bit daft but carry bits of wood with you an make a ramp over the speed bump then wean your on the other side yell at the speed bump (HA HA FUCK you)

they are f**kers those ramps, they are massive, my gt is lowered 40mm and feel like a hell of a bump on the down side of the bump, 1mph jobbie... and you always have the token areshole trying to hurry you along...

just no need!!!

These maybe the smallest Speed bumps but there little fookers!

Know exactly what you mean!

all speed humps should be banned and removed! all they do it damage the car no matter how slow you take them!

I cant take my nephew to ToysRus anymore, they put three in a row and the last one i got stuck on!

Was funny as fuck in my eyes coz I caused such mayhem (few people having a go at me )

Some one wrote to the council I think coz its not as big anymore but still catch my centre box on it.

So yea, i also hate those dam things and i dont even think mines that low!

i got out after and checked, i took a chuck out of it !!!!

HaHa, can you take these things out the ground?

Gonna take em!

probably! they bolt into the floor.. might take a breaker bar to them one night

Hmmm!!

They have these at my work .. 4 of them to stop people speeding in the car park .

I think i will have to park on the road outside when i am lowerd next mnth .

Will look like a tit getting grounded on them . I have drove up smaller kurbs .

Dragging your way across them is the only way. There used to be some in my college and it was fun every morning getting over them. I swear some people just to stand there everyday just to watch me struggle.

They wait, its like their rountine as they make their way in they stop and have a laugh at you!!

I nearly got stuck on these fuckers at the massive shopping centre at Reading earlier in the year!

And I've got all this to look forward to

well I'm down all the way on the front (120mm ?) on 195/40/14s stretched on 8" rims...low isnt the word... STUPID is lol

ther absolute nice people cant go too asda anymore! around my area...

but then on the otherside of the scare up my road thers ones that are lik longer than my car... my car actualy stradles the bump both wheels on the bump right fuckers they are too....

mmmmmmm 13's and speeedys are good fun :/

Agreed, i hate these things. Luckily there arnt too many of them round my way.

ther absolute nice people cant go too asda anymore! around my area...

but then on the otherside of the scare up my road thers ones that are lik longer than my car... my car actualy stradles the bump both wheels on the bump right fuckers they are too....

because I know what word the swear filter has replaced in your post with 'nice people'.

I did think it didnt make sense!!

Its replaced 'see you next tuesday'.

hehe thats really ammusing!!

If i put a whole list of swear words will it automatically replace them??

If so i wonder what they will all be!

Haha brillaint.

Iv always wanted too see someone beach their car on a bump.

Iv not experienced a Bee-bump yet ( thats what i call them) but i know ther FUCKERS!