if your a jammy bastard then maybe this...

1.8 GTI, only came off the road last year to have the sills sorted, they never got done and it sat around only getting started up every now and then till i bought it today. got the new sills to go with it as well, pulls like a train, no major rust apart from the 2 small holes in each sill, and i need to wire the fuel pump straight up to the battery for it to run, but i'll just wire that up into a immobilizer any way. bit of mold on the door cards but nothing that won't just wipe off. all in all i feel like a right smug bastard

Edited 8 October, 200718 yr by modest mouse

You bought it then

A hooker for an hour and two bottles of cheap wine alllllllllllllllllllllllll riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Looks like a good buy

150 smackers!

well done laddy, its a keeper

Can't go wrong really.

With a bit of black to black and a polish it would make a very respectable standard example!

I used to have one of these before I got the G. They are so much fun and handle really well for such an old car!

and as for £150 ure a fookin jammy git!

hookers all the way ! lol but could be swayed if it gets the elbow greese it needs ! nice one !

A hooker for an hour and two bottles of cheap wine alllllllllllllllllllllllll riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Looks like a good buy

would rather have the hooker and wine to be honest

but yeah Gugz she's a keeper, went there expecting a right bag of shit, i was told it had been standing for 4 years and the body work was shot. so i thought buy it and brake it for a profit but when i pulled the cover off it i nearly wet my pants, i even bought it without seeing it running, but when i went to pick it up today and he fired it up i couldn't fucking believe it, it sounds so fucking mint. can't wait to get it on the road

What are you doing with the mk2?

oh and it looks a lot dirtier in the flesh, but its just standing dirt, would come up mint with a polish. i'm gonna need to sell the slammin wagon to insure it tho which is a bit of a wounder but needs must.

What are you doing with the mk2?

i'm gonna rub my dick around it till theres nothing left... (of the car not my dick )

I`ll be there to lick it afterwards :-D not the car though, dannylee has been close to it or maybe he`s been close to your dick too? :-D

I`ll be there to lick it afterwards :-D not the car though, dannylee has been close to it or maybe he`s been close to your dick too? :-D

you really don't wanna know what danny lee has done with my dick... or maybe you do

by the way i met the lad that owns the beige wanna be today, he looks about ten years old

Yes i do, and i want you to tell me in a sexy way mmmmmmmm

Then rub the end of your dick, wink and say.... "thats all for story time kids, practiacl session begins" :-D

The beige wanna be guy can be the ACTUAL beige hustler now the beast is dead, well its not but i hate it

I've just bought another mk4 whooop!!

you dirty slag, it is a minter, sell me the arches and the chin splitter you big gay, sell the deflectors and twin gay grille on ebay for muchos profit or just tidy it up mot it and sell it for big bucks :)

then buy another mk1 that someone has already done loads of sweet performance mods on, you know it makes sense

walsh - you know you need steffans in your life :p

Yes i do, and i want you to tell me in a sexy way mmmmmmmm

Then rub the end of your dick, wink and say.... "thats all for story time kids, practiacl session begins" :-D

well one day i was walking along this path, and danny lee popped out from behind a bush. i was shocked and asked waht he was doing beind said bush, he just smiled and placed his hand on my groin. after a bit of rubbing and a lot of groining there was much sucking and he was no longer an oral virgin and thats all for story time kids, practiacl session begins :-D

oh and mk4s are gheyer than child abuse

You fucking tease, tell me how it felt :-D

No dont you sick fuck, yousaf, i dooooooooooooo neeeeeed steffans in my life, how much lord?

I was going to be a smug bastard and say 5 sets of the BBS i just bought today... But you kinda pissed on that bonfire, it looks immense mate! Well jealous, white cars ARE the way forward without a doubt. Sure you will get this looking sweet. Polish the P's with white inside for maximum pimp factor.

And aren't they the larger 15" P-slots with the metal centre caps that normally ebay for about the same as what you bought the car for?

And aren't they the larger 15" P-slots with the metal centre caps that normally ebay for about the same as what you bought the car for?

I was gona say i bet the P slots are worth nearly £150 if they were mint! Great find how did this thread turn so homosexual some of that was actually quite sick. Are you guys actually gay? If not your very convincing.

Rename the thread to Queer eye for the great Buy.

And aren't they the larger 15" P-slots with the metal centre caps that normally ebay for about the same as what you bought the car for?

I was gona say i bet the P slots are worth nearly £150 if they were mint! Great find how did this thread turn so homosexual some of that was actually quite sick. Are you guys actually gay? If not your very convincing.

Rename the thread to Queer eye for the great Buy.

rofl...

they are full on sausage baiters... id steer well clear

mouse - sell your pee slit on ebay, i bet you could chuck in a cathater too to sweeten the deal!

Edited 8 October, 200718 yr by grungeisdead

looks smashing for that price! would look better without the centre caps, especially if they fit my capless sluts... lol

Cant knock that at all! Looks like it could be a minter aswel with a bit of tlc

well you no what i think of it, u just need to pop round mine so we can have a cleaning sesh just tell the missus your going out for the week