God dammit,

I have to take the bus to and from work and I hate it. I hate it so much. You have to sit next to students who are annoying enough on there own, old people who insist on talking to you even if you look out of the window with your headphones in singing "LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU".

I mean today some old fat geezer got on and smelled of wee and sweat. I don't wanna pay money to have to sit next to him. There should be limitations of how much body oder you can have getting on a bus.

On the way home you alway have stupid business type people on there mobiles yapping away so everyone can hear them talking to there answer phone machine about how successful they are. How many successful people do you know who ride the bus? No one, cause they have a CAR.

Plus, If I want to do a comedy loud fart, I can't really do it on a bus without everyones devil eyes staring at me. In the car its good because the heat keeps the seat warm until the cars been running long enough for the leathers come on. Only a min or 2 but in this weather its life or death.

Plus is costs a FORTUNE on the bus. About 4 years ago it cost £1.00 to get to where my work is, no it costs £1.80 and the drivers are bigger wankers than before. Apparently not wanting to carry around change means you aren't permitted to ride the bus. Apparently even though 95% opf people get on the bus wiht lose change they never seem to have enough to break a note. IDIOTS. You know its just because they are pissed off that they never made anything of thre lives. You know it is, bus driving isn't exactly a skilled art. Its effectively like when your a kid and you have that shape game. WHere you fit the shapes into the plastic box. Except the plastic box is streets and your block is the bus. Guide it around and around and around and around.

I hate buses, I hate them when I'm in the car and even more so when I have to use them.

I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!

lmao i have to get the bus to and from college everyday, and its a busy bus, main one in and out of manchester town centre.

i absolutly hate it! cant wait till i can drive to college

there other day the bus was packed so we had to stand up and some old drunk man started having a go at us because we was stood up, saying we was in his way what he want us to do sit on someones knee?

public transport = shit! always full of old people, smelly people, and smack heads (near us anyway )

Round these here parts they be called Poverty Wagons, they only carry the smelly, the old and the stupid.

I always say they are for people who have no self respect.

I had to use 2 today to go down and pick a vehicle up.

First one, National Express. 10 quid to take me 80 miles. Granted it took a bit of a roundabout route, but it didn't take that long. Nice comfortable ride, bus was less than half full, so I could read the paper and have a coffee in peace.

Second one, local service bus that I had to go 3 miles on. Cost £1.60, I thought the driver said 60p, which was what that sort of distance used to cost when I was at uni, so he got arsey rather than politely pointing out my mistake. Found a seat to myself, rather than next to someone who stunk of wee, opened a bottle of pop, and an ethereal voice comes over "No drinking on the bus please".

i have to get the train / bus to my house in preston when come home at weekends and fucking hell i hate it

it would take about 45mins drive TOPS and cost around a tenner in fuel for a return journey

train costs £13 return and takes fuckin ages, always packed full of as you said smelly people or scrotes (the last time i came on some scrots sat next to me listening to happy hardcore then when they left at bolton some guy came and sat next to me who smelled like sweat and curry so bad it was fuckin vile)

THEN i have to get the bus to my house which costs another £4 return and takes about half an hour for a 5 min drive as it loops everywhere but my house untill last

so all in all takes about 2-3 hours to get home grrr

public transport is a crock of shit. i wouldnt mind being raped so much for driving if there was a viable alternative but there just isnt because at the moment nothing compares to just relying on yourself and not havng to wait in the fuckin cold for about half an hour for a bus or a train

this subject works me up too! lol

Edited 22 November, 200718 yr by doug

up with way buses are full of junkies and scum. even the bus drivers.... i mean how hard is it to crack a f**kin smile?

Call me a sado if you like but your hate makes me laugh. I haven't laughed so hard for ages.

When I used to use the bus regularly for work it was quite good fun because some bird had made the mistake of being polite/vaguely friendly to some bint who looked like some sort of stray/feral/qusai-human mistake of nature. So anyway, ever since that day this feral bint has spotted the polite missus and made her ride to work hell. everyone who knew what was going on would get on the bus at their respective stops, and as soon as the stop before the bint got on we'd all move and gather round the posh bird so the mistake couldn't talk to her!

But the drivers are absolute tools who think that passengers were designed specifficaly to make their day difficult. and they always pull out just before indicating too.

Edited 22 November, 200718 yr by Tubthumper

oh yeah, last time i got on the bus i made a joke to my bird about the bus driver being a woman driver and we'd never get there....you knw as you do

15mins later she'd clipped a pug 205 and ripped the front end off it LOL

All need to tell my brother about this topic as hes allways moaning and takeing the piss about Public transport as hes uses the bus all the time for work in aberdeen.

Funny what heartagram said about the business folk tho that was funny

(On the way home you alway have stupid business type people on there mobiles yapping away so everyone can hear them talking to there answer phone machine about how successful they are. How many successful people do you know who ride the bus? No one, cause they have a CAR.)

and they always pull out just before indicating too.

I've noticed in London this isn't true, there's actually two sorts:

The ones who pull out then indicate

The ones who indicate left, stop, indicate right, wait for 100 grannies to count out their fares in pennies, then pull out having had the right indicator on all the bloody time.

Edited 22 November, 200718 yr by Yeti

God dammit,

... You have to sit next to students who are annoying enough on there own...

thanks!

your lucky you dont have to get bus's with school kids, from what i remember those would of been a hell of alot worse then what youve described

Apparently not wanting to carry around change means you aren't permitted to ride the bus.

Good rant!

I was forced to catch the bus the other week when the car was having work done. I wanted to pay with a £5 note like i used to before i could drive...i was still allowed to pay with the £5 but i had to go to the depot main reception desk to get my change. Then when i did that i felt like a criminal the way people were looking at me.

"He wants his own change back?!?!? Kill the heretic! Burn his body and shit on his ashes."

I hate the busses around here for the fact it goes around 2 whole estates before it even starts to head towards town.

Also noticed most people are just watchers when something happens! This vile hag started having a go at a random woman minding her own business, saying she rapes kids, and then started having a go at some random kid calling him gay. Only 2 of us out the whole bus told her to fuck off.

If they dont accept your change did you know you can just get on the bus... You have offered to pay!!!

My dads a bus driver! but he loves it! So he is a smiley one

this is hilarious cos what you said is soooo my life at the minute. I'm getting the bus to work and back cos my cars off the road. it costs me 3.20!!!! what the fuck!! the car is cheaper!!

what annoys me most is the drivers who insist on braking harshly sooo much that it hurts your back cos your trying to stay on your seat!!! i dropped my MASSIVE file cos of the idiot the other day and bust the binder inside!!

totally agree with every single sentence you said!!

i catch the bus to uni and back every weekday, it costs me 3.00 and i can park my car for 3.00 all day near by, just its normly full by time i get there. The bus is cold,never on time, slow, boring, misrable, depressing, everyone smells, back 3rows full of barrys playin latest undergrond bass tune loud as possible (till they afford a clio or corsa with PHAT spoilers) and buses around here dont give change. I put 1.40 insted of 1.50 in today as was skint and on ticket it said 50p child fair, WTF

Infact, I missed out the BEST guy from yesterday.

Was this swarve looking black dude, casual suit, bowler hat tipped to one side. Minced onto the bus and came sat in front of me and pull his wallet out, got a huge wedge of £20 notes out and just started counting them over and over again. I thought to my self "You'd not be on a bus with a load of cash if you had more thans in your hands". I had mates like that, they'd get paid and walk around with all there money withdrawn in there wallet and flash it. Idiot. Rich people use plastic. FACT.

Well legal ones, dodgy criminal sorts normally have a roll of 50's about an inch thick

I think with buses its quite hit and miss. Sometimes you get good drivers, normal people and it goes quickly. Other times you get pikeys throwing coins at you and bus drivers deciding that your money isnt good enough for them.

I think that i spent at least £1500 on busses so far. Thank fuck i can drive. at least it feels worth the money!

and at the end of the day. If you drive you have something with worth. What do you have if you use the bus? Nothing.

Need money quickly, sell your car. Can't sell your bus tickets.

Its all wrong wrong wrong!

buses are gay but i get them into uni cos its easier than riding a bike (ok not easier, I'm just lazy) i never paid for my bus tickets in the first two years at uni cos the ticket conductor was about 3 doors down in halls

because I'm in manc the road with the unis on and the curry mile is europes busiest bus route so everyone and thier dog is on thier, loads of fuckin mincer students who fanny about like theyve got all the time in the world

get a job you dirty mingers, i might be a stupid but christ some of us have lectures and shit to go you with you holding up the bus combing your stupid emo fringe...

then theres the scrote scallys who ALAWYS come up to me and ask me for a lighter or I'm i want to bunn a zoot which infact i doo so i just end up roking it with em on the back of the bus with one of thier mates friend some chipmunk happy hardcore on thier phone

your got the comedy manc scrote at 9am with a can of lager flicking through the free metro shouting bollocks at every page and punching the newspaper

15 year old school girl rude girl wannabees getting chucked off for smoking ciggies

i got on the bus this morning and who was my bus driver, the guy who crashed into the back of my golf... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GAYPHER

mind you some of the random conversations you hear are comedy, i love listening to faggy bloke students try and chat up women chatting absolute codshit...

last night out i had in manc i came home on the bus on my own cos i was battered, bus was rammed adn one absolutey pissed out raging bird was steamin punching the roof, went down to the front of the bus grabbed a guy of his chair and started spanking him then ripped his shirt open,,

some more faffing about and there was one seat free on teh bus, next to me at the back, so she minces well staggers over and sits next to me shouting at the bus, leans against me then trys to claim I'm sexually molesting her

to which i replied i wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire love, her mates then went on to apologise to me and pissed up lassie then told the bus where she lived, where she worked, whole life story...

it really it such a diverse range of the population on the bus and they are all twats every single one of them, including me and you

and the names of the companies were chosen by gayphers, read between the lines and you get

stagecoach - stagaygecoach

finglands - finger lambs

r bullock - arse bollocks

magic bus - what the fuck?

metro shuttle - homo scuttle

Edited 23 November, 200718 yr by grungeisdead

Catching the bus .. Arghhh!!!

I have to catch 2 busses to get to work after having my licence revoked . A journey which used to take 20mins now takes a hour and a half on two busses .

The busses cost me £3.40 return and £2.60 return that’s £6 a day !

The busses I catch are riddled with school kids listening to Niche on there mobiles (Speed Garage)

They seem to think it is cool all competing against each other to have the noisiest mobile phone and the most ghetto tunes.

Iff there not screaming and shouting there chatting about how there going to get lean that night and smoke loads of drugs and drink loads of Redstripe ! I don’t know about everyone else but when you were younger and a adult would say something to you, you would listen as you are a child and they are a adult not these kids they are more than cheeky back telling you to shut the fuck up when you ask them politely to turn there music down or to stop shouting and spiting out the windows at people.

Busses do seam to be full of scum and I have no choice but to sit with them in a hot stuffy bus .

It’s a shame I have no choice though I have learnt to get used to it now but at first I felt disgusted getting on them you have to decide iff you want to sit down stairs with a load of dropout skanky smelly adults or sit upstairs with a mob of ghetto kids that give you a headache .

I seriously could rant about the bus services all day long .. Worst part about it is public transport is supposed to be cheaper than running a car .. £6 a day ! I highly doubt it when I am travelling 15miles to and from work combined.

Yousaf you are random as fuck man!

My car rebuild has taken far longer than i could ever imagine, its ridiculous i have to get the bus to uni. It takes 15-20mins in the car from mine to being sat in the lecture if you go in the car, but my bus ride means that i have to leave an hour and a half of journey time. Thats about 6 times as long as it should take, and thats only one way! 3 hours to and from uni with journeys that should total 30 minutes.

And Mr Brown wants us all to use more public transport? When was the last time he got a bus?!

Last night some pakistani security guard started talking ot me on the bus, nothing wrong with his race or occupation, he was at least 40 if not older but he kept telling me about how his daughter nearly got pregnant and how young people are so poorly behaved these days but he can tell that I'm a 'nice white guy' because he liked my hair and saw my uni hoody. Then h e started telling me about how sleazy most girls are these days. And i couldnt get away! I funking hate buses!

Need to fix the car so badly before i just walk out in front of one of the buses and spoil everyones day

Kids only fuck about because they know there untouchable.

Randoms can do anything to them cause there young. Police can't do anything cause there young. Parents can't do anything cause there sat in a corner shooting up smack and couldn't give to shits what there little bastards are doing.

Orange in a sock. Show them whos boss without leaving any marks on them

you dont realise how lucky you are to have a car until you go on a bus and see the scum using em on a regular basis. chavs normally. i hated it when my car was off the road having to wait 15mins to get on a piss n sweat stinking bus full of 15year old chavs n there rave shit music that you have never herd before!!

I HATE BUS'S TOO!!!!

rant over