Unfortunately mr ducky cannot fly due to a horrible disease he suffered at birth meaning his wings are attached to his body. Now being the caring young gentleman I am, I took him in and stuffed and ariel up his arse. The question is, how long before someone steals my mr ducky?

hes probably been stolen already :(

how much ?

I'll steal him tomorrow whilst you're at work.

i hope you lubed mr ducks bum bum u should have some red paint going down your arial lmao

Poor Edd

Going to need atleast 4 stiches now

rspb have been informed...

i think mr ducky is loving his travels, he clearly loves flying through towns looking at shops!!!!!

i think mr ducky is loving his travels, he clearly loves flying through towns looking at shops!!!!!

Or rent boys going off where Kam drives

^^ hahaha yer i bet its stolen already youll be looky if that lasts a week

Poor little duck being analy violated like that!

Poor ducky :( How about we stick and arial up your arse?

Poor ducky :( How about we stick and arial up your arse?

naa bad idea mate.. one thing we no is mr ducky isent liking it but I'm not to sure if kanaspam would :p

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hahaha that reminds me of the peep show episode when supahands cant stop thinking about crack

the duck is cool as fuck, i would have got a metal one tho for extra amplification

next one after this gets nicked, dolly the inflatable sheep?!

Timmy the boob inspection sheep

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Has it been stolen yet? If I was there, I'd be stealing it right now.

Not been stolen yet.

I have 4 of them though, Liz is the bringer of ducks. Shes give me a few. I collect them cause I'm a proper sado.

surly he wants to be facing the other way so he can see where he is going?

i want a mr ducky lol

jamaka

No he gives the people behind a stare that rips through their souls. Or maybe he's just saying..'Hiyaaaaaaa!'

I'm the backwards duck the backwards duck, I walk backwards faster than you can, I walk backward faster than you can.

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