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haha righteo

give me a while, no good at freestyle :(

EDIT: Just did it, but you didn't see....but I did it honestly it was bangin :paranoid:

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I did see it, much to your unawareness, i have your house and each individual room (mainly your bathroom) rigged with micro camera`s :unibrow:

So on that note....

**ding ding ding.. oh i cant be bothered, just pic a damn prize :lol:

Not that one, she has to go back to Amsterdam :ninja:

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:o I wondered what the weerring camera like noise was, oh well

ah dammit, thats the one I wanted :( can you not ship her back over? :-D

I can, but the reason she was brought back was for reasons i`d rather not discuss on a family forum :shock::lol:

If you dont value your reproducer then be my guest and get her out of my sight :thumbsup:

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ohh

well in that case, I'll have her :D:lol:

if not I'll just have a beer....yes not a bear

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How very dare you, no alcohol will be given by me as a prize :thumbsdown: :-D

You can take the manhood melting, winnie the pooh lookalike, shedevil bear :unibrow:

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damn :( really wanted that alcoholic beverage

but the winnie the pooh/shedevil faker sounds good :D

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Dont forget the manhood melting part :badgrin:

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I haven't got any manhood to melt :cry:

Awww bless, you got a liccle stinger there? :unibrow: :-D

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liccle?

no

big?

yes

put it to good use?

no :paranoid::lol:

Girls like it bad anyway, or so I've been told :disgust::lol:

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:lol:

did your mummy tell you that?

you her little special soldier? awwww *shnuggles*

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My mums dead :finger:

Your face now ---> :retard::lol:

I think maggie thatcher told me :disgust:

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my face ---> :( i miss her :(

oh well in that case it has to be true :lol::?:shock:

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No seriously she is mate, your just being harsh now.

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:D

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:crybaby: mommy!!! :crybaby:

kidcryingqa2.jpg

Aaaahahaha she isnt, and i saw what you wrote :lol:

Youre a sick man goose :thumbsdown::badgrin:

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:cry:

well what can I say....its true

:cry:

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Yeah get the right hand of yours all oiled up, dont want friction burns on the un wrapping hand for the morning do we? ;):badgrin:

Stop editing your posts :lol:

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no, no we don't :D

even though I've already had my present :retard:

edit: NEVER!

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Hehehehe

Right, this party is over, night all :thumbsup:

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agreed, till another day :ninja:

night :D

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