Today I was driving up to the unit to piss about for a bit. Was following this Fiat Sinquidinisgchenko jobbie and I noticed the tyre was proper flat, like 8psi flat. The road was a single road but split into 2 lanes further up so I just followed the car until then. Once it got upto 2 lanes I went upside it and started honking and waving my arms to try and get the persons attention. She was a canny young lass, looked to be in her early/mid 20s, was pretty fit and she just kept looking forwards and purposefully ignoring me.

I was like "WTF, I'm not trying to tap it". I mean even if I was going to try and 'love her up' what the hell am I going to say at the national speed limit, you can't exactly be romantic shouting out of an open window at high speed can you?

Anyway, I sped up and and kind of forced her into looking my way and I pointed to her back tyre and started telling her its flat as a fart. She was kind of like 'okay, thanks' and I just fucked off. Christ knows if she actually got what I was on about or if she just though some dodgy asian bloke tried to hit on her.

Its not the first time its happened though. Once this birds wheel was proper wobbling all over the shop and I'm screaming and waving at her that her wheel looks like its about to come off. In the end I under took her and just slowed down so she couldn't go anywhere. She probably thought I was going to batter her but I just told her to stop being a dick, pay attention and tighten up her wheel bolts. Then just buggered off

Normally I would have offered to help but if your gonna be a penis about it you can do it yourself!

My point is, you can't help pretty women cause there to self obsessed that they think your just trying to hit on them!! :lol:

same thing happened to me when i noticed a womens brake light swith was broken.. so brake lights on all the time..she thought i was literally crazy until i got to a roundabout and explained what i was on about...

Let them crash and burn alive i say

Let them crash and burn alive i say

I've tried to help 2 people with a flat tire and one had no brake lights

both times i beep and they go mad and rod me, its like wtf

Its not just women. I have stopped pointing out faults to other drivers because they're either too stupid, too ignorant or too lazy to understand, or actually care what I'm on about. I've tried telling people about flat tyres, not having lights on at night, and I just get looked at like I'm trying to rob them or something.

The last car I saw with no lights on was at about 7pm, November, so properly dark, I flashed my lights at him a couple of times while I was following, and countless people in the opposite direction flashed lights at him, and when I pulled alongside at the next roundabout, wound down my window and yelled 'you've got no lights on!!', his passenger was like, yeah, yeah, alright - and he kept driving on with no lights!! WTF?!?

I saw someone last week in Birmingham whose tyre had been flat for a while and was seconds away from disintigrating, but the look on the passenger's face told me that they probably knew about that one. Bloody Rovers.

So many drivers have no brake lights because they don't check that their lights are working AT ALL - these are nearly new cars, too - they won't learn until someone runs into the back of them because they don't know they're braking.

I don't bother saying anything about this shit now - I just make sure I'm well out of their way and make sure that the inevitable accident that they're going to cause doesn't involve me.

i have noticed alot of peoples headlights out l8ly and tail lights so i give em a lil flash of the head lights and all you get in reply is the

i've had people trying to tell me shit when i'm driving, but i'm an ignorant idiot and just tend to put my foot down. although in my defense most of the time there shouting cause i've just cut them up so its in my best interest.

I've told a girl once about their petrol flap being open, we just lent out the window and shouted it at her. She said thanks and smiled which was cool.

normally I can't be assed though, they won't normally care

Well we do get a lot of nobbers and cars full of lads shouting stuff at us all the time, i have dickheads over take me

and i see 4 or 5 lads pressed up against the window shouting stuff and telling me to get my tits out. So maybe that was why

she tried to look ahead. lol

i have dickheads over take me and i see 4 or 5 lads pressed up against the window shouting stuff and telling me to get my tits out.

do you ever oblige?

N if you do gEt some neked picz up 2 plz LOLzzz!!!111one

Not when I'm driving come on... haha

TBH i dont blame some women, some blokes are right wankers. Just cos they have passed thier driving testing and they are driving a corsa with rip speed alloys on, doesnt mean that every girl will fall at thier feet. My girlfriend used to get loads of hassel when she had her 16v

Not when I'm driving come on... haha

are you driving now?

Not when I'm driving come on... haha

are you driving now?

hahahaha

but seriously, are you?

Not when I'm driving come on... haha

are you driving now?

hahahaha

but seriously, are you?

I actually let out a little lol then, only a small one mind, but a lol all the same :-D

:unibrow:

Wow a real woman, with real boobs, on the internet? Will she marry me?

:lol: :lol:

Get over it boysies! Even i get a bit bored of the 'get your baps out' shit on here from time to time...

I went and told a woman she'd left the lights on her audi cabrio on for 2 hours... As i approached, her face plainly said 'Er who are you - Fuck off Tosser' but i told her anyways. Her reply was 'Oh'

Are you retarded bitch? How hard is 'Thanks' and even, possibly, seeing as it is christmas and all, one of those things called a SMILE!

I think *read HOPE* they were joking Sam mate :-D

I tried getting the attention of an old woman once at a roundable (one with several lanes and brake lights all around them) to say her fuel flap was open, but she completely ignored me so just left her to it.

I tried getting the attention of an old woman once...

Was she fit or do you just have a fetish?

GILF

Granny i`d ...........

GILF

Granny i`d ...........

Love forever

Lay flat...

Lesbian F**k

Like to Flick?

Like to Flatten

Like to Finger

Bored and drunk...

Lovingly fondle :-D

eeeuuuuwwwwwwww!

Edited 25 December, 200718 yr by walshc