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what is it with wankers in corsa's???

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typical shittly corsa b pea shooter exhaust crappy fucking chrome wheel trims and lexus lights..........going up and thin dual carrige way absolutly welded to his bumper blipping the throttle letting off blip of u no how it is and the stupid nice person pulled over into the slow lane and swerved back in between both lanes so i cudnt get past then tried 2 squeeze past and he nearly samwhiched me between him and a barrier!..........n e 1 else had this, fucking wankers

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jesus my spelling and grammar is fucking teribble sorry

i had this problem with a vauxhall van one o the big fuckers this morning! went 4 a quick pleasure blatt down the dual carriage way, bout to spank a mk3 gti n this dick ed pulls out in front of me so a had to slam on... so dropped in to the slow lane.... went accross the roundabout n granted i deliberately under took but the dickhead swerved over as i did pushing me on to the hardish shoulder that doesnt really exist.....was FUMING! ruined my mornin pleasure cruise! BASTARD!

typical shittly corsa b pea shooter exhaust crappy fucking chrome wheel trims and lexus lights..........going up and thin dual carrige way absolutly welded to his bumper blipping the throttle letting off blip of u no how it is and the stupid nice person pulled over into the slow lane and swerved back in between both lanes so i cudnt get past then tried 2 squeeze past and he nearly samwhiched me between him and a barrier!..........n e 1 else had this, fucking wankers

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dont get me started aparently iam hated by the "buckley corsa crew" basicaly if they see me they try and race and tail gate me etc but i dont go down to there level i had this trouble a few days ago

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typical shittly corsa b pea shooter exhaust crappy fucking chrome wheel trims and lexus lights..........going up and thin dual carrige way absolutly welded to his bumper blipping the throttle letting off blip of u no how it is and the stupid nice person pulled over into the slow lane and swerved back in between both lanes so i cudnt get past then tried 2 squeeze past and he nearly samwhiched me between him and a barrier!..........n e 1 else had this, fucking wankers

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dont get me started aparently iam hated by the "buckley corsa crew" basicaly if they see me they try and race and tail gate me etc but i dont go down to there level i had this trouble a few days ago

buckley corsa crew??? hhhhmmmmmmm i think we should get a load of us 2gether in our mk3's and take it 2 them and tailgate them.......or wen they do it 2 u agen chuck a lexus light at them or a cherry bomb

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kill them all i say

nice work!

What is it with wankers owning VWs and thinking that makes them king of the roads?

Welding yourself to someones back bumper is fucking stupid. By the sounds of what you've typed your driving in general seems a bit wankerish. I suggest you sort it out :thumbsup:

as i said previously for corsas....

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when people 'weld' themselves to my back bumper moving over becomes the last thing i'd do for them :lol:

ps - corsas are good

when people 'weld' themselves to my back bumper moving over becomes the last thing i'd do for them :lol:

Exactly.

If someone hovered there dick around your ass you'd not open up for penetration you'd donkey kick them in the bollocks.

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What is it with wankers owning VWs and thinking that makes them king of the roads?

Welding yourself to someones back bumper is fucking stupid. By the sounds of what you've typed your driving in general seems a bit wankerish. I suggest you sort it out

r u pissed up n angry?? or just in a fucking mood? i will drive how ever the fuck i want to drive m8 r u my fucking dad or summit? i dont drive like that all the time once in a while if i did drive like that all the time i would be banned by now.

i no the difference from rite and wrong and yeh it was stupid but so is spending £100 in town on a sat night only 2 end up in a fight but how many people do that on a saturday night?

if ther is a car up your ass and you are in the fast lane and they wanna overtake u then u pull over to let them past. regardless if you are up ther arse or just coming up behind them.

Unless you were Elton John

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Lovely comparison by the way.

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when people 'weld' themselves to my back bumper moving over becomes the last thing i'd do for them :lol:

Exactly.

If someone hovered there dick around your ass you'd not open up for penetration you'd donkey kick them in the bollocks.

yeh cus thats the same as overtaking someone.

I don't know about you, but if anyone tailgates me, they've got even odds of having to buy me a new car on their insurance, whether they're in a VW or not.

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i will drive how ever the fuck i want to drive m8 r u my fucking dad or summit?

That's probably what the corsa driver thought.

i dont drive like that all the time once in a while if i did drive like that all the time i would be banned by now.

Ah that old chestnut.

i no the difference from rite and wrong and yeh it was stupid but so is spending £100 in town on a sat night only 2 end up in a fight but how many people do that on a saturday night?

What has that got to do with the price of fish? Are you saying everyone 'welds themselves' to bumpers? Plus you're stereotyping corsa drivers as all the same.

WHAT AN INSANE THREAD!

Well in the corsa driver i say, its people like you that cause half the crashes on the roads :thumbsdown:

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what cus a tailgated some1 once??? fuck me I've been driving for 6 years and i do it once............but i spose no 1 else does do they?

What a clown you seem to be, its people lke you that drive up peoples arse's that make my insurance so pricey at 18

Sam

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your insurance pricey is it??? GUTTED!

You wer glued to his arse, and blipping the throttle, now i may not be the brightest bulb on offer at the local lamp shop but to me that intimidation, people loose concentration whilst being intimidated, lack of concentration = crash. Yeah youve done it once in six years, but once is once too many in my opinion

Unfortunately your first post gives away a bit more than that.

You clearly take some people's driving personally and easily become agitated. The manner of your driving is impatient and aggressive, and the distance that you travelled behind the car in front is absolute lunacy.

Let's be honest, it's a bit more than tailgating isn't it? Whether or not it is your first time, it's an indictment on your previous 6 years of driving.

I'm glad that you have posted as you surely now realise how other people react to that driving style.

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says he who 'used to drive' a 20v turbo polo..........did u do that so u could drive at slow speed everywhere?? no dint think so complete bleedin oppsosite

You were glued to his arse, and blipping the throttle, now i may not be the brightest bulb on offer at the local lamp shop but to me that's intimidation, people lose concentration whilst being intimidated, lack of concentration = crash. Yeah you've done it once in six years, but once is once too many in my opinion

Agreed with....and sorted out the grammar!! :lol: :p

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Unfortunately your first post gives away a bit more than that.

You clearly take some people's driving personally and easily become agitated. The manner of your driving is impatient and aggressive, and the distance that you travelled behind the car in front is absolute lunacy.

Let's be honest, it's a bit more than tailgating isn't it? Whether or not it is your first time, it's an indictment on your previous 6 years of driving.

I'm glad that you have posted as you surely now realise how other people react to that driving style.

u c thank u 4 that comment it was direct, making a valid point and yes u r correct 2 b fair dint no people wer so touchy

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