Day 1: Purchase the loop - yay.

Day 2: African scuffs my front bumper - gay.

Day 3: Water pump seized - fixed under warranty with the cambelt and tensioners.

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Day 30ish: Pedal box moves and is on the verge of collapse - VW to fix under good will.

Day 35ish: Clutch becomes squeaky and stiff - VW to rip a hole out of my pocket.

Day 40ish: Exhaust makes silly noises - No monies

Day 45ish: Gearbox becomes stiff - No monies

Tip Top Recommendation...

Buy a Loop which has had all of the above fixed.

Buy a Loop which is less than 4 years old as they don't suffer the same consequences.

To avoid gearbox issues buy a GTI as they don't have the same shitty Polo gaybox (gearbox).

I am now considering to sell my Coilies as I don't have the money to put up with this complete and utter BS.

I might even consider selling my penis...ladies

-N-

Edited 15 January, 200818 yr by nick0323

Hmmm, shameless plug maybe?

I've had all of the above done to mine and its for sale

Hmmm, shameless plug maybe?

I've had all of the above done to mine and its for sale

If only I had waited those two extra months I would have had it...

If only I had known all of the common faults and done extra revision I would have waited...

-N-

Hmmm, shameless plug maybe?

I've had all of the above done to mine and its for sale

Why?

Loser. You aren't actually going back to the Polo way of life are you?

that sounds crap dude.....

hard luck dude, the only way is up!

First dibs on you are penis please!

Hmmm, shameless plug maybe?

I've had all of the above done to mine and its for sale

Why?

Loser. You aren't actually going back to the Polo way of life are you?

Theres to many buttons in a modern car, my poor little mind gets confused!

Hmmm, shameless plug maybe?

I've had all of the above done to mine and its for sale

Why?

Loser. You aren't actually going back to the Polo way of life are you?

a Lupo has a Polo engine and gearbox so technically he is leaving...

that sounds crap dude.....

Tell me about it

hard luck dude, the only way is up!

Well I'm half way there with the repairs so I suppose your right

First dibs on you are penis please!

-N-

Edited 14 January, 200818 yr by nick0323

Okay, I had VW replace the clutch and it feels like the clutch on my old mk2 (low and bitey), piss easy to drive !

They also changed the pedal box under good will and now the gearbox is no longer stiff, hoorah !!

Although they diagnosed the car, the noisy exhaust wasn't mentioned in the faults list so I'm guessing its fine.

HOWEVER...as VW have taken a big lump of cob webs out of my wallet my schlong is still up for sale...ladies?

-N-

Edited 15 January, 200818 yr by nick0323

I'll pay you a tenner to let me kick you in it

hard luck dude, the only way is up!

Haha having a dirty mind I thought he was refering to you selling your self :p

I'll pay you a tenner to let me kick you in it

Done !! Where are you located? :-D

hard luck dude, the only way is up!

Haha having a dirty mind I thought he was refering to you selling your self :p

Dirty minds think alike :-D

only kiddin

-N-

Ah dear it brightened up my day. I can't help it having to share the canteen with a bunch of horny warehouse lads!

x

Byker, byker, byker grooooove, yeah!