You know the score. Dirty cars just have to be written on. Its an unwritten rule. Just finished loading the lorry today and was heading back to the yard so i could go home and we come up behind a lil 7.5t truck, filthy as anything with.......

Just had to laugh! Sorry its not a very good pic but it wouldn't stop for long enough to get a good shot.

Also 'cleaned by stevie wonder' appears quite alot too!

i actually laughed at that one, good one (Y).

Tommy.

best one I've seen is "I wish my wife was this dirty".

i've seen 'test your airbag here' on a truck with those T bars

best one I've seen is "I wish my wife was this dirty".

I was about to say the exact same thing!

" i love cock " seems to be a regular round ere lol

That 'Cleaned by the NHS' lorry is like something you'd see on Monkey Dust.

best one I've seen is "I wish my wife was this dirty".

Same here :)

John

Don't clean me, Plant something.

Also available in white.

This van gets washed more often than the driver.

'Me Gay' seen that on my mates car lol

"See More Butts Ltd" Saw that earlier...Didnt think much of it till a mate pointed it out!

I used to have "there's less filler on this car than in Pamela Andersons tits" on my mk2 a few years ago.

and this is when I was doing a bare metal respray on my mk2's tailgate a few years ago too

best one I've seen is "I wish my wife was this dirty".

you gotta be jokin bout that one bein the best? thats soooooooooo old...

anyways

best 1 i seen was shortly after that massive bank robbery a couple of years ago, on back of a van "£50m inside"

saw a filthy white van yesterday with "also avaliable in white" written on the back

my car currently has a picture my mate drew of a woman spreading he legs with "I'm dirty" written underneath.

Best one I have seen is

"How am I driving?"

Call 08457 90 90 90

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On the way down to Polo Show last year we saw a huge Marks and Spencer's lorry which was filthy.

it said 'this is not just dirty. this is M&s dirty' haha

That 'Cleaned by the NHS' lorry is like something you'd see on Monkey Dust.

I loved monkey dust. Was twisted as fuck though!! Yeah!! Wish it was still on. Can i have some cola cubes?? Mr Hoppy!!

Sick things

On the way down to Polo Show last year we saw a huge Marks and Spencer's lorry which was filthy.

it said 'this is not just dirty. this is M&s dirty' haha

/\/\/\/\ classic!

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i wish my daughter was as dirty as this......

WRONG!

I've seen two notable ones;

'Ploughing contest here, 2am March 15th'

& on the back of another lorry;

'<------Suicide Passing Side------>'

"I'm off dogging"

saw "the grim rimmer" the other day with a pic of death

On the way down to Polo Show last year we saw a huge Marks and Spencer's lorry which was filthy.

it said 'this is not just dirty. this is M&s dirty' haha

:lol: best so far

"white with a hint of M6"

i also saw a truck only this morning that had loads of random stuff on it but in the middle in massive letters was...

"all scousers are great!"