^^ thats one is really good haha

some meat head in a paggered cavalier, on his door it just read:

rent boy

A TT in Aberdeen last week...

http://www.dubforce.net/forums/index.php?a...ost&id=6605

On the way down to Polo Show last year we saw a huge Marks and Spencer's lorry which was filthy.

it said 'this is not just dirty. this is M&s dirty' haha

That's the best, properly witty!

A TT in Aberdeen last week...

http://www.dubforce.net/forums/index.php?a...ost&id=6605

Edited 29 February, 200818 yr by modest mouse

I saw this car the other day....

lmao

Did this to my mates 106 when it was sunny a few weeks back, it shone everyimte the sun hit it! also he got to see it in his rear view mirror everytime he checked behind him

Most common written on cars however is 'clean me' tho its just one of those old saying i guess lol

Saw this on the M3 a couple of weeks ago.

And I've written "I wish my wife was this dirty" on the back bumper of my mate's black A4 once. He didn't notice it for a couple of weeks til... his wife pointed it out! Lucky for me she has a good sense of humour.

Edited 29 February, 200818 yr by steveeeee

"YOUR SKID ENDS HERE" with an arrow pointing to the bumper beam on the back of lorries seems to be a bit of a favourite round here

my bros mate wrote

"Hey kids, there's puppies inside!"

on my bros white escort van

My mate micky always gets "I *Heart* Kids" on the back of his lupo.

then he usually writes "clothes" after it or something daft to make it not as offensive. then I usually follow it up with "+ Penises"

mouse we will have to find those ones off your car when it broke down at Shovels house and it frosted over. Hilarious!

i saw '90'' of pure pleasure' on the back of a land rover yesterday. not as good as some of these but made me giggle.

Edited 2 March, 200818 yr by modest mouse

I saw a white van once with, "hows my driving? ok? if so ring..............my mom she worries" it made me laugh anyway and another was "caution dog eggs in transit"

I seen "It's the A-Team undercover" on a filthy black Transit... made me giggle.

Alternatively:

"The Polish Children Transport Co."

Edit: Couldnt forget my mates Rover....

"Honk if you're horny" gets a few beeps here and there lol

Edited 2 March, 200818 yr by Chris_McCartney

I seen "It's the A-Team undercover" on a filthy black Transit... made me giggle.

Just nipping out to the van....

I seen "It's the A-Team undercover" on a filthy black Transit... made me giggle.

Just nipping out to the van....

:lol:

I seen "It's the A-Team undercover" on a filthy black Transit... made me giggle.

Just nipping out to the van....

yeti ain't gettin on no plane fool

My polo got done by a mate

1) large penis down the passenger side

2) G40 written under the cl

3) As dirty as your mum written along the base of the boot! :p

I've got some shite written on mine atm

"Dont clean me plz"

"Big Cock"

""Tiny" Robs Mean Machine"

I want stickers in the back window but i want to be able to change them lol.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/Ax...6v/DSC00719.jpg

posted on a local forum,

lmao. wicked.

heres one from the polo show

and this is what happens when a bunch pissed up Essex boys get hold of a roll of masking tape

The best one I have ever seen has to be on the Top Gear American Journey episode.

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

lmao :p